A/N: BOYS GATHER AROUND I NEEDZ TO SAY SOMETHING.
RM: -walks in like the good leader he is and sits down- What is it?
Jin: -comes in wearing a pink apron- What did the Maknaes do this time?
Suga-A/N: What don't they do?
A/N: Ayyeeee Suga!
Suga: Don't come near me I'm still tired ;-;
Hoseok: HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIDE -comes in out of nowhere-
A/N: I MUST HAVE CALLED A THOUSAND TIMESSSS, Okay no sorry where's the maknae line?
Jungkook: -backflips and front flips in doing a cartwheel and the splits at the end- I'm here
A/N: -shakes head in disapproval- Okay now where's Ta-
Taehyung: -walks in with a huge spider in his hand- Look everyone I found a puppy
Jin: -blinks in horror- OMG NAMJOON DO SOMETHING, never mind just let him die
Jimin: -walks in with jams- Look what I got RM Hyung
RM: -slaps the jams out of Jimins hands- What?
Jimin: I hate you ;-;
A/N: Okay now that everyone's here I have something to announce
BTS: What?
A/N: I'm writing an angst book about you guys! Where you're all bad people! -announces happily-
Jin: -confuzzled- And you're happy why?
Maknae Line: -blinks also in confusion-
Suga: -confucked-
RM: -blinks-
A/N: SO EVERYONE CAN SEE THAT YOU'RE ACTUAL PEICES OF SHIT
BTS: -Jungshooketh and triggered-
BTS: SINCE WHEN WERE WE PEICES OF SHIT
A/N: Since never, sheesh I was just joking~
