[COMPLETED] text imagines & such - joey birlem

fifteen ;

IM CRYING
I HATE EVERYTHING
LITERALLY

damn
you cry so much you could have your own bottled water company

glad to know you care joseph

let me guess
you're crying
about stefan and elena

no
i'm crying because a girl just punched me in the face

oh

never judge a book by its cover
bitch

who did it?

ur ex

stfu y/n

SHE DID

first off y were you even w her??

she came up to me
and said "god you're so annoying and took my happiness away from me. and, i'm really mad so i'm gonna take it out on you" and she punched me
now my nose is a fucking train wreck

you're joking

do you want pictures of my bloody ass nose?

NO

that's what i thought
oh and
she ruined my favorite shirt

cry me a river

and she slut shamed me

me and bryce are coming
we're gonna beat the shit out of her

that's my boy💛💛