BTS when drunk.

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Jin: aH It'S So hArD bEING a mUm!! PaSs mE aOtHEr DRinKK~ i love you namjoon. (passes out after one drink).

Namjoon: *sings expensive girl* *girls running* hEy WhErE arE yOu goiNG?! (anyways he takes his shoe off for a gift)

Yoongi: (pulls out his big rings)  AyE, I'lL show you my big house in ma big car. SWEG YOLO $$$$$. It'S AlL ThrEE DolLaRs AnD THatS ExPEnsIVE!

Hoseok: (on his third bottle) you know i love~ you guys~ you know that right~. I LOVE YOU, I AM YOUR HOPE I AM YOUR AN- *joon throws his shoes at him*

Jimin: i am ziimmmiinn. whyzz nobodyzz lo-ve me! I HAVE A BODY OF A GOD

Taehyung: *saw a ladybug* you know i was yo- (hiccups) u, but more human like? i wove you. *ladybug flies away.*

Jungkook: (looks at his hyungs in disgust) you guys are weak. (downs his tenth apple juice)

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