"Schuylers + Hamilton"
Oneofus: hey!
angelica: hey!
peggy: hey!
eliza: ... heyy? XDDD
Oneofus: how's everyone doing?
angelica: i feel like shit
eliza: im sturggling with a subject that is mental abuse to health
peggy: im bored
Oneofus:
combine all that and that's how i feel.
eliza: well todays an awesome day ain't it?
peggy: indeed!
Oneofus: random thought:
i always liked how your names ended with some kind of 'ah'.
peggy: ???
Oneofus: you know...
angelica.
eliza.
and maragarita.
eliza: ALEXANDER.
Oneofus: yes?
peggy: who in the world is margarita???????
angelica: LOOK WHAT YOU DID
Oneofus: wait.
you weren't kidding when you said you never told her?!
eliza: DID IT REALLY LOOK LIKE WE WERE?!?!??!?!
Oneofus: YESSSSSSSS!!
peggy: are you guys hiding some other person from me???? or is it just maria. is it maria???
angelica is typing...
eliza is typing...
Oneofus is typing...
angelica: pegs...
eliza: peggy...
we have something to tell ya.
Oneofus: margarita
angelica: is
eliza: you.
peggy is typing...
peggy is typing...
peggy is typing...
Oneofus: did we..?
angelica: hopefully not?
eliza: most likely.
"Motherfuckin'-Hamilsquad"
curlyandshortass: YOU GUYS
infecTED: YOU GUYSSSSSS
SCHUYLERSSSS
Liza Koshy: yes.......?
infecTED: WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU SISTER?!
thewittiest: wdym what haplened to our sister.......?
curlyandshortass: she started hyperventilating a few secs ago and then all of a sudden shes litterally thrasshign aroujd screaming IM PEGGY
shortass: Judging by your grammar, it must be really bad.
infecTED: YOU THINK?!?!?!?!??
WERE LITERALLY IN A CORNER AND WE GHAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO DO PLEASE SEND HELP CALL 911 SHOULD WE CALL 911 OR WHAT IDK
curlyandshortass: srsly what did you guys do????
thewittiest: your boyfriend decided to be a complete asshole just earlier.
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Seen by infecTED
curlyshortass: she had no idea what her real name was df she
Liza Koshy: nope.
shortass: Well it's you guys' fault for not telling her any sooner! Why is she even freaking out this much anyway?!!
Liza Koshy: one, she got used to "peggy", apparently, so we decided not to tell her!
thewittiest: *our father
and two, she really doesn't like margarita for some reason. like this ALMOST happened 7 years ago and it was a close call.
laurens madi hows it going
infecTED: she's still cryong and screaming IM PEGGY
at the moment we've built a pillow/blanket fort in the cprner of our room...... she doesn't have anymore classes right?
shortass: None.
Liza Koshy: you pick her up alex. youre punishment.
shortass: How DAFACK ™️ am I supposed to do that?!?!?!
thewittiest has left the chat.
Liza Koshy has left the chat.
shortass: Real mature you two.
curlyandshortass: hurry
pls
// 5 hours later...
SparklyHairspray: jemmy are you alright
is the peggy fine
curlyandshortass: AHEMMMMMM
SparklyHairspray:
you know what happened when i asked you if you were alright, right john
curlyandshortass: YEAH
AND I WANT IT TO HAPPEN AGAIN
thewittiest: you guys
i am PISSED
Liza Koshy: im simply unsatisfied, which is a first.
shortass: How'd it go?
thewittiest: we were trying everything to get her to calm down, right?
well our dad came home and we told him everything
Liza Koshy: so then he came into the room and said "PEGGY!"
and that literally snapped her out of it
like that's all we had to do in the first place
infecTED: well i was thinking of trying that earlier.......
Seen by Liza Kosy, thewittiest, shortass, SparklyHairspray, and curlyandshortass
thewittiest: why
Liza Koshy: didnt
curlyandshortass: you
shortass: say
SparklyHairspray: anything?!?!?
infecTED: heheheh
also what
thomas you had no idea of the pangs we felt
SparklyHairspray: oh you think that
But I HAVE.
shortass: I know Thomas when he's serious.
He has proper grammar and a proper attitude when he is.
infecTED:
good to know.
curlyandshortass: anyways
do telllll
SparklyHairspray: Hang, I need to grab myself some mac n cheese.
// Next chapter will be all about ^
And I'm excited :)
ALSO THIRTEEEEEEEEN
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ARE YOU FCKEN PROUD OF ME
PLEASE BE
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Hamilton: the Group Chat
HumorI would say, "It's all in the damn title", but it's not exactly all there is in this. Majority of these chapters are what it says in the title--the Hamilton characters in a group chat--, but some will be about random shit that happens in the charact...
