Lancelot: guys i cant get out of my room
smolguy: What do you mean?
Lancelot: what else would i mean?! i. can't. get out. of my fucking room.
fl00f: did you try breaking the damn thing down?
Lancelot:
do you expect me to break it down with a bunch of pillows.
killitwithfIRE: I can come over and burn it down?
Lancelot: wAIT
SayNoToMe™️: or maybe just kick down
Lancelot: no guys wait it's jammed with chopsticks????
anotherverofherc: what.
fl00f: ^^^
smolguy: ^^^
SayNoToMe™️: ^^^
Lancelot: [1 image attached]
no joke like can't even open
killitwithfIRE: how is that even possible?
SayNoToMe™️: like I suggested kick it down
anotherverofherc: that's it, i'm coming
fl00f: #dejavu
smolguy: Jeff srsly 😂😂😂
SayNoToMe™️: EW
Lancelot: DUDE TF SOMEONE'S TRYING TO KICK MY DOOR DOWN
anotherverofherc: it's just me.
Lancelot:
k lemme help then
// 15 minutes of no chatting later...
"Hallelujah!" Madison screamed when the door finally flew off its hinges (luckily not onto Lafayette).
"Merci mon ami, merci..." said Laf in-between pants.
And then Herc picked a perfect time to walk into Laf's dorm // I guess they're all in college still? \\ . "Hey Laf I got that US—... B..." Currently, Madison was on the floor in relief, while Laf was simply staring at Herc like a deer in headlights.
Instead of freaking out (like normal people do), Herc snorted slightly and said, "Guess it's about time you demolished your door. Not paying for that though."
"Da Feminists"
designandfashionguy: YO CAN YOU GURLS HELP ME HIDE LIKE PLS
adorablefeminist: dafaq why?....
designandfashionguy: [1 image attached]
roastingfeminist: my gah is that laf?
smexyfeminist: it worked didn't it
designandfashionguy: OBVI
theotherfeminist: KAY GIRLS LETS GO
"Motherfuckin'-Hamilsquad"
Lancelot: WHERE DAFAQ ARE YOU HERC
theoriginalherc: psssssh as if i'm saying
SayNoToMe™️: do you want me to?
theoriginalherc:
okay dont
fl00f: he jammed your door didn't he Laf
Lancelot: AND HE SAID HE WASN'T GON PAY FOR IT
anotherverofherc: TRUE DAT.
theoriginalherc: cause madsll pay for it
anotherverofherc: A-okay WHERE IS HERC
Lancelot: why chopsticks tho???? Like who gave you those????
theoriginalherc: well i got them myself silly
smolguy: think he means where DAFACK™️ you got them
killitwithfIRE: omfg
theoriginalherc: THEY'RE FROM JAPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!
smolguy:
fl00f:
anotherverofherc:
Lancelot:
SayNoToMe™️: yeah we planned it.
killitwithfIRE: LET'S RUN BITCHES
// I stopped watching my anime for an hour to make this chapter for you people.
bE GRATEFUL XD
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Hamilton: the Group Chat
HumorI would say, "It's all in the damn title", but it's not exactly all there is in this. Majority of these chapters are what it says in the title--the Hamilton characters in a group chat--, but some will be about random shit that happens in the charact...
