Why is starco sitll not canon like its been 3 seasons daron and liuke they're already like supeeer into each other but NOOOoOOO you just ghd to write tom back int othe fucking show and suddenly star likes hmi now like what it ovicous tom is a rebound butr still like just make the mkiss alreadyt like
ok so the blood moon ball literally fucking BOUND THEIR SOULS FOR ALL ETERNITY and star literally fucking ROCKET LAUNCHERED A CRYSTAL CUBE JUSRT TO GET MARCO OUT OF IT and apparently nooOOO THEY dont't think they're still into each other like what the fuck
and thats not even like half the shit they both did like marco was on a date with jackie and shit and literally just FUCKING KISSED HER THEN THE NEXT THING HE SAYS IS 'o we have 2 go find star!!!!!'' like HOW IS IT NOT OBVIOUS YET JUST MAKE IT CANON LIKE FFUCKLSFJSD
STAR BLASTED AN INVINCIBLE LIZARD MAN
MARCO PUNCHED THROUGH TOFFEE'S CHEST FOR FUCKS SAKE LIKE
but noOO THEY HAD TO MAKE HIM HER SQUIRE because whyTH EF UCK NOT THE TRIANGLES ARENT ALREADY COMPLICATED ENOUGH
AND SPEAKING OF TRIANGLES KELLY FUCKIN STRUTS INTO THIS OBVIOUSLY WANTIN A PIECE OF MARCOS HOT LATINO ASS LIKE GO THE FUCK AWAY KELLY YOU WERE A BACKGRUND CHARACTER WITH LONG HAIR BUT AFTER LAVA LAKE BEACH U JUST HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD TO BE CUTESY N SHIT FOR MARCO DIDNT U AND LIJKE JANNA knoWS ABOUT IT AND OHM Y FUCKING GOD
holy shit shit
what if
WHAT IF LIKE STAR REALIZES SHES STILL INTO MARCO AND BREAKS UP WITH TOM BUT THEN LIKE THE EPISODE BEFORE IS MARKELLY BEING CANON HOLY SHIT NO
NONONONONONONONONONONNONO
AND LIKE WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH MARCILPSA LIKE ECLIPSA IS 300 FUCKING YEARS OLD WHAT THE HELL THATS PEDOPHILIA TO AN IUNIMAIGNALEBLE DEGRGEE
AND DONT GET ME STARTED ON MARCAPOO LIKE WHAT THE FUCK HEK IS LSOME FIRE DEMON FROM HELL AND MArCO IS 14 LIKE WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU THIS IS WORSE THAN PINECEST FUCK ALL YALL
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