Steve Rogers Imagines

Sick

Pietro: with fever

Pietro: shit i didn’t think that through

Thor: Are you done?

Pietro: … i am ashamed.

Pietro has left the chat.

Thor: Now, Y/N, you require bed rest.

Bruce: listen to your mom

Y/N: okay dad.

Y/N has left the chat.

Thor: do not speak of this.

Thor: ever again.

Bruce: yes dear

Thor has left the chat.

Tony has joined the chat.

Tony: dear???? um okay wow rude

Bruce: don’t be jealous, snot good.

Tony: ANYWAY…

Tony: I have prepared Y/N’s room to confine the germs.

Tony: And I told Steve, he freaked out - he’s prepared to look after Y/N.

Tony: And seems like Thor is too? Just… Ugh… Someone needs to not let him cook soup.

Tony: Oh and can you arrange all the meds Y/N will need?

Bruce: Already done.

Tony: Excellent. Now, everyone who’s not Steve, Thor and… Bucky? Since they can’t get sick, must NOT go anywhere near Y/N.

Bruce: what about visnotson?

Tony: stop.

Clint has joined the chat.

Clint: yo I heard y/n’s sick

Tony: Yes, please do not disturb their resting time.

Clint: gonna hug em.

Tony: No.

Clint: hugs will make y/n feel better

Tony: BARTON USE YOUR BRAIN MAN

Bruce: snot right, man.

Clint: i will risk getting sick. y/n would do the same for me

Clint has left the chat.

Bruce: I can hear you putting your suit on. Really, Tony? All this to stop Barton?

Tony: no it’s so i don’t contract the cold too.

Tony has left the chat.

Y/N has joined the chat.

Y/N: thor and steve are fighting about how to look after me. can you come give me my meds pls i feel horrible

Bruce: Of course. Since they are incompetent, leave your health in my care.

Bruce has left the chat.

Sam has joined the chat.

Bucky has joined the chat.

Sam: Hey, I heard you’re sick.

Bucky: I BOUGHT YOU ALL YOUR FAVE FOODS HOLD ON Y/N WE’RE ALMOST THERE

Sam: ... And we got you some other stuff so you don’t pass out from boredom due to Steve’s motherhenning.

Y/N: thanks guys!

Natasha has joined the chat.

Natasha: I GOT YOU BETTER STUFF THAN BUCKY

Bucky: NATASHA WE’VE DISCUSSED THIS

Natasha: I’M GOING TO MAKE SURE YOU’RE WELL ASAP Y/N

Bucky: NO I AM

Natasha: заткнись! (shut up)

Bucky: нет! (no)

Sam has blocked Bucky, Natasha.

Sam: if i could block them in real life i would.

Sam has left the chat.

Steve has joined the chat.

Steve: Hand over your phone, Y/N.

Steve: Just because you’re hiding under your blanket, pretending to be asleep, doesn’t mean I don’t know you’re using it.

Steve: You need rest.

Y/N: just try and take it and i will cough on you!

Steve: YOU’RE SICK BECAUSE YOU’RE ALWAYS ON THAT DAMN PHONE

Y/N: THAT MAKES NO SENSE STEVE AND YOU KNOW IT!

Steve: GIVE ME THE PHONE

Y/N: NO

Steve: TOUGH LOVE, I’M CONFISCATING IT

Y/N has been disconnected.

Thor has joined the chat.

Thor: That was harsh.

Steve: Y/N will get over it.

Thor: No, Y/N will tell Peter to call Wade over and he’ll do anything in his power to obtain their phone.

Wade has joined the chat.

Wade: mmmhmmm das right, look outside. snap snap sweetie

Wade:  don’t move the dog filter is so cute on you

Wade has left the chat.

Steve: I have made a great mistake…

Thor: Yes, you have. Never underestimate their friendship.

Thor has left the chat.

Steve has left the chat.