anonymous // tom harlock fanfic

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anon: good morning

tom: morning? it's 3pm?

anon: oh is it? i thought it was 1pm

anon: my bad

tom: ok me

anon: wyd today

tom: i filmed a video late last night

tom: gotta edit it now i'm like 3 days late

anon: oh yikes. work

anon: can't relate

tom: u don't have a job?

anon: well i mean

anon: idk i don't exactly consider working in a shop like a legit job

tom: lmao i'm a youtuber wyd

anon: touché

tom: what kinda shop

anon: food

tom: wow that made it a lot clearer

anon: listen...

anon: can't afford to reveal my identity now can i

tom: fair enough but i'm pretty sure there's loads of every type of shop all over the world lmao i'm not psychic

anon: hush child

tom: ...

tom: wait,, how old r u?

anon: i'm 18 relax

tom: tf you're the child not me

anon: omg stfu you're like 5 years old tops

tom: true

tom: i wanna get to know u at least

anon: mate we've talked about this

tom: i know i know

tom: i'll ask u random questions. not ur name or anything like that

anon: let's play 21 questions!11!1!

tom: omg great idea let's

anon: r u being sarcastic

tom: no? why would i be

anon: oh god