tom: yk u never told me who u r
not elijah: why would i
tom: i have ur contact saved as not elijah it's getting quite confusing
not elijah: well idk who u r either and for all ik u could be a serial killer or some shit
tom: i mean..close enough
not elijah: ...
not elijah: what?
tom: some people say i look like a school shooter
not elijah: oh.
not elijah: so like,, u wanna tell me who u r before i call 999 orrr
tom: i'm tom. tom harlock
tom: and u r ?
not elijah: i'm lele. lele pons.
tom: wHAT THE FUCK
lele: surprise mOtHeRfUcKeR
DU LIEST GERADE
anonymous // tom harlock fanfic
Fanfictionin which i have too much time in my hands and i don't know what the fuck to do with it
