Reincarnated As A Villain

Chapter 27 : Where?

After we ran away from that horrid household, we got face to face with a new problem.

We don't know the direction or even the address of the new house.

Simply saying that we're lost. Not in a stranded place though, quite the opposite.

We're in a bustling area , surrounded with a busy atmosphere.

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"So....where are we going?" Mike asks.

"Home" I said resolutely as we walk along the path in front of various kinds of shops.

"And where is the 'home' at?"

"Near the city"

"And? What about the location of it?" Mike pushed.

"It's located near this city"

"ADDRESS???"

"............."

"You don't know where it is, do you?"

"..........Of course I do, it's just that.......my brain is too lazy thus, refuses to translate the information to me" I replied confidently.

Don't blame me, it happens.

"..........I need a drink......a strong one.........." Mike fans himself and looked around searching for something. "Ooh oh there!" he suddenly exclaimed while pulling me along without warning, speed walking towards a shop ignoring the protest of some people as he cuts through their path.

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And so here I am, chilling with Mike in a coffee shop called "ZRINQ ZA ZAM ZHANG!!!!!!" . Awesome name, I know.
( DRINK DA DAMN THANG) 😁

I ordered an ice tea while Mike ordered some weird red fiasco.

For a man in the mountains, he sure knows his ways , I mean you should have seen the way he was ordering it just now.

*Flashback*

"Excuse me"

"Oh hi! Welcome to-"

"Yeah yeah, I would like to order pronto! So you can forget the whole introduction, sister~" Mike exclaimed with his hands on his hips , much to my confusion.

"Ummm....Mike? Are you-"

"Oh Luna! What do you want? This shop has the best liquid! There's 'Chocolate Triple Decker smothered with ala mode choc sprinks' , Pink Freshy Strawberry Smoothie Delight with wonders chunks of vanilla ~~~~"

"There's also an imported Norwegian black hot coffee with high class vanilla lacing and vanilla caramel majestic frape and not to mention, the blueberry dark night madness. Also, the newly edition , matcha green tea blended and the one and only in president cup red tie zonald zrump drink! And the new bye bye mexyko blackberry build with 'wallnut' famfattale blended!....................................." and the list goes on and on until I can't even fathom what he's saying, even the cashier is currently shocked by his awesomeness .

"Ooh ooh they are also serving the latest last year edition!!!! ZA CRAZIE UNICORN BARF!!!!!!" Mike said enthusiastically , leaving me secluded in the confusion, outdated corner.

Pityful me.

".......can I have an ice tea please?..." I said meekly to the recovered cashier as she rang in my order on her vronco. It's a device that use essence, similar to ipad.

"Really Luna? I listed all the delicious heavenly liquid in a cup and you ordered this? I wasted my saliva on you." Mike said to me as he stared at my innocent face.