Comparisons

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Because I'm a pissed off smart ass, enjoy.

Kisses.

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No, you may not say we are the same,
No, you don't have an ounce of your life together so we aren't the same,
No, we aren't in the same bout because I am a child and my responsibilities do not revolve around someone that can die if I don't pay attention,
No, I am not you, I take offense to hearing you say that,
No, see I have school you have work,
I have a crush, you have a wife that doesn't love you but just wanted a green card,
I have a nonexistent love life you have unclaimed kids,
I care, you don't know the definition of the word,
No, I didn't find God after I had a heart attack then a stroke he was living with me before life gave me a reason to look for him,
No, I don't go out every day to my "job" and get drunk,
No, I don't pick on my hard of hearing niece by talking to her like she's stupid, you know slow down the words enough and they'll make sense right?
No.
We may not be compared because you are not me and I am not you, and every day I thank God almighty that that is the case
You
Are
A
Jerk
I slowed it down so I could hear it, just like you would have down.

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