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Paris smiled and walked out to another room for some privacy.

"Hey Dan."

"Hey."

"You ready, Danny boi?"

"Yeppp."

"Do your Hello Internet voice."

"... Fine."

"Holy fuck, when I get there I'm fucking you so hard." Paris said quietly, just to make sure no one in the house could hear.

"..."

Dan was silent for a moment before he finally replied. "Yes."

OHMYFUCKINGGODWHATYES Paris' face went super red as she bit her lip, realising what she and Dan had just said to each other.

After a moment of trying to regain her composure, Paris went on, "Well, we need a name for you and Phil."

"What?"

"Well, I'm kinda a huge fan and I like, go on and on about you two sooooo..." Paris trailed off.

"Okay, I've got it! I'm Nicholas and my dad, Phil, is John, I'm assuming Louise is okay still being Louise though, right?" Dan said all this very quickly.

Paris whispered a goodbye to Dan, telling him to get Phil and be ready.

"Hey, Mum, Dad, I want you to meet Nick. " Dan's face had appeared on Paris' phone screen. Dan waved shyly and Louise was holding Phil's hand, looking all motherly in the background.

Paris' dad was the first to begin speaking. "Hello, my name is Norman, and this is my wife, Ashley."

"Hello Norman and Ashley, I'm Nicholas. And this is John, my dad(dy)," Dan added the last part as an undertone and Paris used all her self control to not burst out laughing, but instead contented herself with smirking mischievously at Dan whose face was getting very red. " And this is my mum, Louise." 

Phil and Louise smiled and greeted Paris' parents as well.

Paris' dad was at this point looking very intently at Dan.

"You... seem familiar." he said finally.

Paris' heart skipped a beat. She felt the beads of sweat forming on her brow.

Oh. Shit.

There was a moment of silence before Dan quickly replied with, "I can't imagine from where, haha." Dan was beginning to sweat too.

Norman looked incredulously at Dan once more before shaking his head.

"So, just asking, are you two dating?" 

"No!" Dan and Paris said in unison, a little hastily.

Dan loosened up a bit realising how suspicious that must have sounded. 

"Haha, no, we're just friends." Dan said, surprisingly convincingly.

Paris' parents kept chatting with Phil and Louise for near an hour longer, arranging things with how Paris would be dealt with, what would happen, where Paris would stay, et cetera.

"Looks like we have this all planned out, Paris. Are you ready for this big move?" Paris' mum asked sweetly after the facetime call was over.

"Yeah mum, thanks." 

Paris' mum smiled before walking away and Paris ran upstairs back to her room as fast as she could.