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@hisshiss: MARY KRISMUS

@daddyijbum: Christmas is next week

@hisshiss: MARY KRISMUS WEEKC

@memo: i'm not sure that's how it works

@memo: also i hope none of you are expecting elaborate presents this year because you're not getting any

@attackedjy: oh thank fuck

@daddyijbum: Same I'm not getting any of you anything expensive

@gyeomthighs: me neither. i did all my christmas shopping last week at walmart with twenty bucks.

@victim: I still haven't gone Christmas shopping

@happychoi: Hey, I got you guys nice things!!!!!!

@gyeomthighs: hyung, you literally came to walmart with me and bambam.

@hisshiss: das troo i wuz ther

@happychoi: Well they were NICE things from Walmart

@attackedjy: did you get us snow globes

@attackedjy: like the ones with the little fake animals inside and fake snow that flies everywhere

@happychoi: um

@happychoi: No

@happychoi: I didn't

@victim: That's what you said about having a threesome with Yoongi hyung and Hoseok hyung, but obviously that was a lie too

@happychoi: It's not!!!!!!!!!!!!

@attackedjy: who tops though

@daddyijbum: I think that's pretty obvious

@hisshiss: ye yoongee hyung es skerry

@hisshiss: he wud nevur bottum, enlik YUGYEOM

@gyeomthighs: was that a complaint?

@hisshiss: wat

@gyeomthighs: should i just stop having sex with you?

@daddyijbum: YES

@memo: yeS

@hisshiss: NU

@gyeomthighs: then sTOP FUCKING BULLYING ME ABOUT IT.

@hisshiss: o

@hisshiss: i luvvvv u baybeeeeeeee

@gyeomthighs: that's nice.

@victim: Yugyeom you've been touchy all day what crawled up your ass

@happychoi: Lol not Bambam

@hisshiss: .;;.6(:/$?:.)..../:..

@attackedjy: my jaw

@attackedjy: just dropped

@memo: cHOI YOUNGJAE

@memo: WHO ALLOWED YOU TO USE THAT KIND OF LANGUAGE

@happychoi: Yoongi hyung said it was fine!!

@daddyijbum: You're not going back to their house without adult supervision ever again

@happychoi: Aw but why

@daddyijbum: .. Do you know what you just said

@daddyijbum: That's not okay

@happychoi: But Jinyoung hyung says stuff like that all the time :(

@memo: yes but that's jinyoung and he's a piece of shit

@attackedjy: hEY

@happychoi: Okay that's fair

@victim: Can we get back to the drama now

@victim: I wanna know what happened with Yugyeom and Bambam

@daddyijbum: Yeah me too

@gyeomthighs: nothing happened.

@hisshiss: nutheeng hapind

@attackedjy: right so who's going to tell us the truth

@gyeomthighs: there's nothing to tell. bambam and i aren't fighting.

@hisshiss: ye i dident du anetheeng

@memo: yugyeom honey what's going on

@victim: Are you on your period

@daddyijbum: Jackson Wang this is serious

@victim: What? It's possible

@memo: yugyeom

@gyeomthighs: i told you. nothing happened.

@gyeomthighs: please stop interrogating me.

@hisshiss: ,,:??:: baybee???????

@hisshiss: watz goeeng on bayb

@victim: Wait so you two actually didn't fight

@hisshiss: nu we dident ideekay watz goeeng on

@memo: goddamn it do we need to have another family meeting

@daddyijbum: No

@memo: yeah i think we do

@memo: boys come out to the living room we're having a talk

@hisshiss: yugyeom izent hom

@memo: where is he

@hisshiss: et dans praktis

@attackedjy: i think i see where this is going

@victim: Who's he at dance practice with

@hisshiss: jeonguguik

@attackedjy: everything just fell into place

@memo: jUNGKOOK GET OFF HIS PHONE

@gyeomthighs:

@daddyijbum: You little fucker