My mouth hung open in shock and I stared at the man kneeling in front of Rae. He said his name was Geoffry.
He said these words and I quote,"My fairest Rae your beauty outshines the sun. You are my world and I love you with a burning passion. Will you go out with me?"
And to which she responded with,"AAAAAHHHHH! STRANGE MAN!!!"
Rae and Annie dashed away leaving me behind. I mumbled an apology to the poor man and chased after my friends.
When I caught up I accused them of leaving me with the stalker. Rae's stalker Geoffry.
Finally, they responded, "Lexi! Don't be so dramatic."
To which I ended with, "Go marry Geoffry, Rae. You know you guys need a power couple name, like Gae or Reoffrey. OH I GOT IT ITS RAFFREY! OH MY GOSH I AM A GENIUS!!!"
Eventually it ended in my bizarre happy dance which included jumping, waving hands, and the Moonwalk. Please, don't ask.
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A Wierd Deranged Friendship
HumorA story by us. CAUTION: contains crazy random stuff and may make your mind explode from too much awesomeness. -Annie approved (#1 fake therapist)
