"it's just that, i find it weird to see a scientist with perfectly smooth skin and soft hair from all those chemicals and stuff."
"would you believe if i said i made a serum for that?"
"probably not."
"then you're not as genius as you look, geek."
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in which a science geek meets a scientist who wants to rap.
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min yoongi | a.k.a min suga genius jjang jjang man bbong bbong
y/n | a.k.a the science geek who hates sugar but seems on a sugar high every plancks time
kim taehyung | a.k.a the fucker who stole yoongi's ethereal beauty serum
kim seokjin | a.k.a the wannabe mom of the 7 little fucksters
kim namjoon | a.k.a the turd that doesn't know how to differentiate daddy and DADDY but still a side genius
jung hoseok | a.k.a the hoe who stole yoongi's lifetime pot serum
park jimin | a.k.a the elastic dickhead whose fucking sneeze is as loud as a worm's fart
jeon jungkook | a.k.a the golden motherfucker who accidentally swallowed the whole 'perfect' serum
overall, a perfect squad that probably lives in a black hole.
( too much rick and morty?
nah.)
enjoy.
warning: no fucking swear filter, prob some smut(def), EXTREME SARCASM
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did i put a hole as a barrier? i probably didn't. oh wait, i did? well, who gives a fuck?
and please please PLEASE DO NOT copy this idea in any forms, i will find you and feed you to Holly :). so please. i thought of this when i finished binge watching Rick and Morty( waiting :) ) because yoongi in some way had traits of rick. BUT PLEASE DO NOT COPY MY FUCKING IDEA I TELL YOU. i hate myself when i'm pissed bc i'm like REALLY pissed and it's just plain ugly. this a work of my imagination because i have a fucking brain and i'm willing to use it. you know the drill.
-rick's bitch, out ;)
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Fanfiction"it's just that, i find it weird to see a scientist with perfectly smooth skin and soft hair from all those chemicals and stuff." "would you believe if i said i made a serum for that?" "probably not." "then you're not as genius as you look, geek." i...
