the donut dialer [ongoing]

01: ❝is your daddy a baker?❞

❝is your daddy a baker?❞

lorelei┃parker┃other
lowercase intended.

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april 1st, 4:03 p.m.

brrring brrring. [the phone rings.]

"yo, lei, can you get the phone? i've got pink frosting all over my hands."

"sure thing...if you save me some creme puffs."

"you drive a hard bargain. deal."

✆ accept call ✆

"hello, this is the muffin man. how may we help you?"

"is your daddy a baker?"

"why, yes he was—"

"—because you've got some sweet buns."

". . ."
"oh. my. God."

* b e e p  b e e p *

✆ call ended ✆

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"DUDE, YOU ACTUALLY DID IT?"

"hehe. you owe me ten bucks."
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"what the frick just happened?"

"lorelei? are you okay? damn it, this frosting isn't coming out."

"honestly, i dunno anymore."

"did something bad happen?"

"sure, if you count getting prank-called by a guy who had a really bad pick up line 'bad.'"

"oof, rough day, eh?"

"yes. now hand me those creme puffs."
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a/n: yoooo. new story. be gentle. hope you guys like the first chapter~

~ emma ♡