phone call

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CALLING draco🥀

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hello?

hey! um, i was wondering,
are you busy this morning?

you literally just left my
place and i told you i'm
free until seven. what's up
princess? miss me already?

you wish malfoy

anyway. funny story, really—

you know, whenever people
start a sentence with
'funny story' what they
say next is never funny.

... ... ...

anyway, funny story. you
see, my parents found out
i was seeing you after the
first time we met, see.
and now they want to meet
you. over brunch. today.
like in an hour?

... ... ...

... ... ...

draco? you there?

you want me...
to meet your parents?

you have no choice otherwise
they'd think you're a lousy
boyfriend who doesn't give
a shit about their precious
lovely hermione.

but i'm shit at meeting
parents i can't stop
swearing and—fUCK.

what? are you okay?

i just spilt my fucking
tea over my mARBLE
COUNTERTOP THATS REALLY
FUCKING EXPENSIVE NO
IM NOT OKAY PRINCESS

oh my god
what the fuck
i can't believe you—

anyway. stop by my
place at half ten?
i'll text you the address.

...

fine, fine. but only
because i like you
you fucking rat.

like you too boo bYE

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