Aries: I actually don't have any Aries friends oop sorry gdbdgrh
Taurus: "pleAse kill yourself oh my god die" & "dude I just passed a chipotle riP"
Gemini: *in a group chat* "hey rat chat!" also randomly texts me saying "I am a bitch"
Cancer: "don't you dare! If you send that picture I will snap your neck off and feed it to the wolves outside!" < yeah, she's great.
Leo: "shut the hell up"
Virgo: "I'm learning pick up lines In portuguese" & "I just called this girl beautiful wow I'm such a flirt man"
Libra: "send me those pics (x100)"
Scorpio: (actually my crush woowwo) "hey so um I just looked at my grades and yknow that homework you helped me on ?? WELL YA GOT IT WRONG THANKS A LOT CAROLINEE"
Sagittarius: "bop my bussy to bireflies"
Capricorn: "this is jett you trash" & *sends a photo of me smiling "oh look it's a smiling rat"
Aquarius: *sends me a bunch of bird memes* & "I'm dying . I'm breathing my last breath . INHALES . EXHALES . dies"
Pisces: *talks about my crushes cause ima hoe* "omg....so that's....3 guys?" & "I ship it woah"
YOU ARE READING
The escape route: a zodiac story
General FictionWhen the twelve zodiacs have terrible lives, they end up getting kidnapped. The zodiacs must work together to survive. Romance, drama, adventure, and yes, violence. this is kinda my first time writing a zodiac book, so if there's something I could i...
