Reaction to Dumb pickup lines

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(This is your reaction to their dumb pickup lines)

Bill:
-He wakes you up in the middle of the night just to tell you it
-"Im a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart."
-"bill, go to sleep."
-him bugging you to the point were you throw a pillow at him
-"I love you~"
-"ugh"

Richie:
-He literally is the the dumbest outta all of them.
-"Are you from Tennessee? because you're the only ten-I-see"
-literally tackling him
-you sigh deeply
-tries not to laugh at his dumbass

Stan:
-"did you just sit in a bag of sugar? Cause you're ass is so sweet"
-literally punched
-you seriously are wheezing
-crying of laughter
-which makes him laugh
-plwease give me a stan

Eddie:
-"Do you have a band-aid? Because I scratched my knee falling for you."
-you squeal so loud
-giving him sweet kisses
-"you're such a dweeb!"
-him laughing
-and you trying to catch your breath because how hard you were laughing

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