Wendy: *starts to cry* I lost Mr. Spindles!
Gray: Who's that, Wendy?
Wendy: *sniffles* It's my spider that we found yesterday!
Natsu and Gray and Gajeel: *scream at the top of their lungs*
Erza: *sighs and drags them out the door*
Juvia: Have no fear, Gray-sama! I shall wash it away from sight!
Natsu: *scratches his back and the spider crawls on his hand* I hope to Igneel it doesn't find me.
Gajeel: Well, I hope to Metalicana it doesn't find me!
Natsu: Why must you always pick... A fight... W-with me, m-man.... *he sees the spider on his hand* AGGGGGHHHHH! GET THIS GOD DAMN SCARY ASS FUCKING THING OFF OF MEEEEE!!!!!
Gray: *smacks it off with an ice fly swatter* Why didn't you just use your magic, Pyro?
Natsu: Because I was shocked, okay, Stripper Snowman!!
Gray: *sighs* I don't have time for scaredy cats like you.
Lucy: *puts a fake spider on his shoulder*
Gray: *screams then faints*
Lucy: Hee hee hee....
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Fairy Tail On Crack
FanfictionJust Natsu, Lucy, Gray, Erza, Gajeel, Wendy, Juvia, Levy, Mirajane, Happy, Carla, Lily, etc. on some nice crack. Here, have some candy! 😂 (Looking forward to updating the new characters with the new season.)
