I really hate the subject of English...
I loath it with a passion... Seriously...
No matter how hard I try... I just suck...
EXCUSEMEFORBEINGAUSTRALIAN
You: Uhh... Bree... whats being Australian got to do with anything
Me: SHUTUPIJUSTWANTEDTOYELLABOUTSOMETHING
You: But by being Australian, you should have learnt English as your first language...
Me: AUSTRALIAN AND ENGLISH AND TWO COMPLETELY DIFFERENT LANGUAGES!
You: Uhh... no its not...
Me: YOU DONT UNDERSTAND THE AMOUNT OF SLANG WE USE THAT WE DONT EVEN KNOW IS SLANG UNTIL WE TALK TO SOMEONE FROM OUTSIDE THE COUNTRY!
You: WHY ARE YOU YELLING!
Me: BECAUSE I'M ANGRY!
You: YOU DO REALISE YOU ARE BASICALLY JUST YELLING TO YOURSELF!
Me: I JUST REALLY HATE ENGLISH! URRRRRGGGGHHHH MY ENGLISH TEACHER TOLD ME MY ESSAY SUCKED TODAY I JUST NEED TO VENT MY EMOTIONS!
You: Oh... bro... that's tough... I'm here for you man...
Me: THANKS BRO! BUT I'M STILL REALLY MAD AND ANGRY AND WANT TO PUNCH SOMEONE IN THE FACE!
You: Ok... Im not going to deal with that... You're on your own...
Me: WAIT! COME BACK!
You: *clicks out of the page*
Me: LOVE ME!!!!
... that escalated really quickly... but I feel a bit better now...
