So I watched Eurovision last night with some ridiculously funny Australian commentary and words from Twitter (seriously though, Australia is ruthless)
And Eurovision wasn't great this year... You wanna know how I could tell?... Cause Guy Sebastian was ACTUALLY one of the best ones...
Europe please... Step the game up...
Anyways, my top five were (in no order btw) Sweden, Australia, Georgia, Israel and Belgium.
Belgium made me laugh because they reminded me of 'Das Sound Machine' from Pitch Perfect 2... Seriously though, I laughed the whole performance... But it was really good.
Israel made me dance, it was pretty stupid but that's what was so good about it.
Georgia is going through their emo phase...
Australia actually did surprisingly well... No acoustic guitars in sight!
And Sweden had some bad ass graphics! And their song has been stuck in my head all morning.
But I don't know what was up with most of the other countries... Where was the flare I was talking about last entry? They were all ballads and shit... Pretty big flop to be honest but still better then any other talent show around the world...
I really hope Australia gets invited back again at some stage... Maybe I could go next time and whoop Europe's ass...
- #BreeforEurovision2016
