A Guide To Replenishing Thy Pureness

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Lmao sike, once you read smut there's no going back

Or maybe there is

I'll still be at your service tho

Or you can pray to the holy emo trinity

But nah I do a better job if I do say so myself

Still scrolling? What a thirsty hoe (for holy water of course pfft)

I'm irresistible aren't I?

Everyone be going to me for purification

Heh

Still scrolling? Oof you really want a taste of me don't you? (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

OkAy enough before we both go to hell

Even though I'm water

But I could turn into satanic water

YiKeS

Toodles

Tsk tsk still disappointed in your sinfulness

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Oof since I have no life and for the sake of all you sinners out there, I might make another chapter sometime while procrastinating on schoolwork because that's how dedicated I am to our Lord and savior. 😩💦👌