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pervertedoldman:
hello.
pervertedoldman:
talk to me.
pervertedoldman:
stop ignoring me:
pervertedoldman:
S.
pervertedoldman:
U.
pervertedoldman:
G.
pervertedoldman:
A.
pervertedoldman:
-__-  fine.  Ignore me all u want

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princesuga:
HOLY FUCK.  WILL YOU STOP TEXTING ME.
princesuga:
I SWEAR TO FUCKIN JESUS, GOD, BUDDHA, WHOEVER THE FUCK IS OUT THERE, ONE DAY WHEN I FIND YOU, I WILL FUCKIN CUT YOU.
princesuga:
YOU ANNOYING PIECE OF SHIT.
princesuga:
GO BURN IN HELL OLD MAN.

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pervertedoldman:
Awww there you are sweetie.

princesuga:
you're a piece of shit.

pervertedoldman:
What's wrong? :(

princesuga:
You and everything.
princesuga:
If you want to talk to me, we have to establish some rules.

pervertedoldman:
Okay, tell me them.

princesuga:
1) YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO TEXT ME BETWEEN 5am and 5pm, I need to eat my precious lunch and breakfast alone without some creep texting me, and I have classes.

pervertedoldman:
Mhm okay.

princesuga:
that's all I could think of rite now.
princesuga:
I'll probably come up with more when your saggy ass do more stupid things to annoy me.

pervertedoldman:
eXcuseE mE.  My ass is fuckin perfect.
pervertedoldman:
You can make fun of my age, but never my ass.  There's a line.

princesuga:
yeah, a line between your saggy ass.

pervertedoldman:
hURt.
pervertedoldman:
Also, I been thinking, if we wanna learn more about each other, maybe we can ask a question or two about each other  everyday.

princesuga:
When did I say I wanna learn about you?

pervertedoldman:
Well I wanna know more about you.

princesuga:
stalker. 

pervertedoldman:
meanie.  But anyway, we should do what I said before.

princesuga:
I'm thinking about why I haven't block you yet.

pervertedoldman:
Becuz am sexy and irresistible ;)

princesuga:
more like ugly and old.

pervertedoldman:
Rude.  But am gonna ask you first.
pervertedoldman:
How old r u?

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pervertedoldman:
exCUSE ME.  GET YOUR SAGGY ASS BACK HERE.
pervertedoldman:
fine. We'll do this tomorrow.
pervertedoldman:
Good luck in your classes!

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