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pervertedoldman:
Hello handsome :)))

princesuga:
and good bye ugly

pervertedoldman:
yeah nice to see you suga.

princesuga:
I rlly hate that name
princesuga:
and why the fuck are you texting me at 6 am?

pervertedoldman:
cuz I miss you babe ;)

princesuga:
ew.

pervertedoldman:
:)

princesuga:
Well I have class in an hour and I think I rather go hang out with my friends than your old ass.

pervertedoldman:
nooooo why are you leaving me.

princesuga:
1) you're a dumbass 2) you're still a dumbass 3) did I say dumbass yet?

pervertedoldman:
(°ㅂ° ╬)
pervertedoldman:
y do you hate me so much?

princesuga:
oh you poor dumb child, the list is too long.

princesuga:

also, why do you still use japanese emoticons?

pervertedoldman:
im older than you.

pervertedoldman:

and cause they're so cute! look at this-

pervertedoldman:

ʚ♡⃛ɞ(ू•ᴗ•ू❁)

princesuga:

...

pervertedoldman:

emoticons are superior (*•̀ᴗ•́*)و ̑̑

pervertedoldman:

also im older than you sooo

princesuga:
and how do you know that?

pervertedoldman:
becus last time u said im older than u

princesuga:
and how do you know I'm not lying? 
princesuga:
I could be a 30 yr old creep

pervertedoldman:
I don't mind, I like my cheese aged ;)

princesuga:
just why, why, of all metaphors that one-

pervertedoldman:
ur cute

princesuga:
shut up, im cool, not cute

pervertedoldman:
awwww my baby is shy

princesuga:
Okay listen here old man, 1) I am not your baby 2) fuck off 3) we aren't even close to friends so u can't act like im dating you 

pervertedoldman:
im not dating you yet

princesuga:
you wish. 
princesuga:
how many times do I have to repeat I don't know you and I don't want to know you

pervertedoldman:
well that's great,  we can start learning about each other
pervertedoldman:
so what do you want to know about me?

princesuga:
I wanna know when you're going to leave me alone, and I'm going to class. 
princesuga:
I hope you fall in a hole and disappear.

princesuga has logged off.

pervertedoldman:
I miss you already :(
pervertedoldman:
and like I said, am not leaving until you fall in love with me :)

pervertedoldman has logged off.

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