Arianna
Welcome sister
Jenna
I've joined the cult WOO!
Kathrine
You must first take the vow of phychopathness. Repeat after me please, I "insert name here",
Jenna
Phychocococowhat?
Serena
Oh don't question it, just go along with it.
Jenna
Umm... Okie. I "insert name here",
Katie
No, no, no! You put your name there! Honestly, it's not rocket science!
Jenna
Did somebody say rocket science? E=mc2! Cheese! Rockets! BOOM! ya.. JK, I, Jenna Kimberly,
Danny
As the official nerd of this group I must decree that your rocket science theory is preposterous and highly insulting to my massive intellect.
Jenna *mutters under breath*
Pssh, massive? More like unsuperior.
Arianna
OMG Danny, NEEERRRD!
Kathrine
Heehee! Potato Pot Pie!
Bernie
I have skin, potatoes have skin, therefore I am a potato, Thank you.
Sammy
I heard Potato Pot Pie and came running. Where? Why? How? What? Who? When?
Kathrine
Here. Because. Happenings. Potatoes. Me. NOW!
Sammy
Oh my dear, I have come!
Kathrine
Really for me? Oh Sammy!
Sammy
Not you, the pie!
Arianna
OOOO Rejected, rejected, you just got rejected! R-E-J-E-C-T-E-D rejected!
Jenna
Hey guys! Check out that weird bird! It looks like Arianna!
Arianna
GASP!! Affronted, dramatic Shock!
Katie
We are getting off topic! Jenna was in the middle of taking her vow. STOP INTERRUPTING!
Jenna
Oh yeah, that... uh what's the rest?
Serena
Right! Repeat this, I, Jenna Kimberly, promise to be wierd forever.
Jenna
I, Jenna Kimberly, promise to be weird (not wierd) forever. Which reminds me! I have a great poem!
Arianna
Speak now fellow Crazy, Share this poem with your new family.
Katie
I'm Gramilly-Whamally!
Jenna
It's a spelling poem. PAY ATTENTION PEEPS!-
Arianna
What's that supposed to mean?
Jenna
-Nodin, drop a beat!
Nodin starts beatboxing
Jenna
Uh! Yeah! When C is soft as in Perceive! And foreign sovereigns we receive! When horses neigh in fright of height! E before I is the rule that's right! Now you know the spelling rule you've feared, add neither, leisure, seize and weird! JKimster out!
Arianna
Grammy!
Serena
Encore!
Kathrine
Brava!
Katie
Ksnuffaluffagus approves!
Danny
I hated it.
Arianna
Katie, I want to slap your face, when would be a remotely appropriate time for that?
Katie
Umm.. violence! And never! The ksnuffaluffagus will protect me!
Arianna slaps Katie
Katie
Ouch! I mean... that didn't hurt! haha! the ksnuffaluffagus prevails!
Nodin
It kinda scares me when she's like that. Does anyone else feel the same?
Murmured agreeement
Jenna
I like the ksnuffaluffagus! I fought one in the wild you know.
Everyone stares
Arianna
I knew there was a reason I liked you
Jenna
Pssh. Everyone likes me, I'm the Queen of Life!
The End
