Kathrine
Save me!
Serena
From what?
Arianna
Is it a rabid mother?
Katie
Or maybe some crazed amigos?
Mark
Is it a herd of psycho Meese?
Sammy
Have a gaggle of giggling girls nailed all your shoes to your floor?
Nodin
Are your cats are leading a rebellion?
Danny
Are you are hanging over a pot of lava and if you don't eat a chicken strip they will drop you in and have your cats for dinner?
Kathrine
Oh my gosh
Serena
Yah, how would that work Danny? She's right infront of us.
Kathrine
That's a lot of guesses
Kathrine
All wrong, I'm in love with Danny
Danny
OMG I always knew this day would come!
Kathrine
Just kidding
Danny
:o
Sammy
So what do you need us to save you from?
Kathrine
I have to marry a handsome prince when I turn twenty five. But he's five years older than me!
Danny
Nooooo!
Arianna
Whoa! Old dude! Poor you
Katie
What's his name? And does he have abnormally small feet?
Kathrine
The prince lives on the other side of the world. Also he hates cats. His name is Konstantinos. AND HE's SHORT!
Arianna
Can I call him Kons instead? You know how bad my memory is
Kathrine
Nope he has to be called Sire.
Serena
Sire my ass
Arianna
Whatever I'm still calling him Kons
Sammy
Who arranged the marriage? And how can I get in touch with them?
Kathrine
He did he has been spying on me and he decided to marry me. So I'm engaged to him because he decided I have to marry him. Even if I don't want to!
Serena
Huh, cool
Danny
I'll kill him! Let me at him- just let me at him!
He has to dragged away by Sammy and Mark
Arianna
You should write a book about your tragic life. It would be a bestseller. And you should let me write it and get all the profits... for science.
Kathrine
No! Not cool! I don't want to marry this guy! I don't love him!
Serena
Be honest... Is it because he's short?
Kathrine
He isn't too short I guess... and no, of course not!
Katie
Well, you know, it's easy to stalk people when you're shortish
The boys return, holding a weepy Danny between them
Sammy
So is this prince hot or what?
Kathrine
He's moderate. Most girls would call him hot. But I am not most girls!
Serena
Moderate is better than nothing!
Arianna
On a scale of one to ten. One being a wasp and ten being Mark. How Hot?
Kathrine
13
Arianna
Impossible
Mark
Thanks babe
Arianna
So he's not arrogant or snobby and he's hot, a PRINCE and loves you? That sounds like a good deal to me!
Sammy
A very good deal
Kathrine
But I thought you thought that Danny and I should be together?
Arianna
Oh I do, but I read his palm and he and Serena are going to marry-
Serena
Excuse me?!
Arianna
-And then Danny's going to have a heart attack in his forties-
Danny
Wait What??!!
Arianna
This is all common knowledge people, just look at your palms!
Katie
Well I say Kathrine should marry the prince!
Sammy
I agree! Normally I would protest because I love Kathrine but alas the allure of hot princes is too much.
Serena
All in favour of Kathrine marrying the stalker prince say aye!
Kathrine
UM This isn't up for debate!
Everyone
AYE!
