Kathrine
So, any deep secrets to confess? Such as your deep love for -Fill In The Blank- ?
Serena
*gasps*
I didn't know you knew about -Fill In The Blank-!
Kathrine
Of course, I know! I know everything!
Arianna
We've known about -Fill In The Blank- for ages! I thought you knew!
Kathrine
Yeah, it's super obvious. Everyone knows.
Serena
Does -Fill In The Blank- know?!
-Fill In The Blank-
Of course, I know. And I love you too!
Serena
Uh, who are you?
-Fill In The Blank-
I'm -Fill In The Blank-, the one you're in love with?
Serena
Oh my gosh! I thought you guys were talking about -You Know Who-!
Kathrine
Who?
Arianna
You know.
-Fill In The Blank-
What?
Arianna
Exactly.
Kathrine
So, umm, -Fill In The Blank-, you can go now.... Sorry I texted you for no reason....
Serena
See you later -FITB-
Kathrine
Hey, so, who's -You Know Who-?
Arianna
Is it Voldemort? Because you guys were looking friendly last time we met them for lunch, and you know I've always suspected something was up!
-Insert Your Name Here-
It's me!
Serena
Ah! Hide me! Do I have anything in my teeth? Does my hair look okay? Ahhhhhh!
-Insert Your Name Here-
You look gorgeous *wiggly eyebrows*
Serena
*giggle*
Arianna
Okay, this is a little weird now. I mean I know she likes him but this isn't Serena.
Kathrine
It's so weird.
Katie (bursting through the door)
Don't let her near -Insert Your Name Here-! He has a love potion!
Arianna
Oh, well, that explains everything!
Kathrine
Thank goodness. And I know exactly how to deal with this.
Kathrine gives a long whistle. Danny appears, eager look on his face. He kneels before Kathrine.
Danny
What can I do for you, your Royal Majesty Princess-ness?
Kathrine
Get the love-potion-Serena-abducting-wacko and put him in our oubliette! And then get us the antidote.
Arianna
Ooo, the oubliette? I'm glad you're putting my Christmas gift to good use.
Danny drags -Insert Your Name Here- off stage. He returns with the antidote.
Kathrine
Good Danny. Now go sit and stay!
Kathrine forces antidote down Serena's throat while Arianna pretends to hold her down and Katie really does hold her down.
Kathrine
There! How do you feel?
Serena
Fine! Get off me. (Sarcastically) Gosh, you guys are so freakin' sweet.
Arianna
There's the Serena we all know and love!
Group Hug
Kathrine
Yay! Kathrine saved the day, as per usual.
Serena
So you guys seriously don't know who I like. Thank goodness.
-What's His Face-
Hey, Babe, I'm ready for our date.
