Dawson
Kathrine comes on to the stage. Kathrine looks at me. Kathrine runs off the stage.
He walks off after her. The girls enter from the other side.
Arianna
You're kidding right?
Serena
That guy need to get the message!
Kathrine
He was narrating my life again! That is not cool!
Katie
Major Creepy
Kathrine
Quick, is he gone?
Arianna
Yup all clear
Danny comes on
Danny
Kathrine! Hey.
Kathrine
Shh! I'm not here!
Danny
But...?
Arianna
She's hiding from Dawson
Serena
He's being creepy
Katie
-Again
Danny
Ahh! I get it. So why don't we just call you a different name?
Arianna
Lauralee Avila Merancen-Vallon?
Serena
Ah. No
Katie
Waaay to long
Arianna
I'm going to name my daughter that!
Danny
How do you spell that?
Serena
Not important. Ok we need something short, simple, easy to remember... CARL!
Kathrine
Hey I'm a girl!
Serena
Fine. Carla? Carly? Carmen? Carlestine?
Arianna
I like the last one
Katie
I'm not going to remember that
Kathrine
Carla is fine I suppose
Danny
Ok Carla, now all you need is a disguise
Arianna
ON IT!
She pulls a black punk rock wig and oversized sunglasses out of her bag. Everyone looks at her.
