Serena
Danny! I haven't seen you in ages, you were supposed to call me.
Danny
I would've called you but... I have a girlfriend. You mean nothing to me anymore.
Nodin
Great, now I can have you!
Serena
What is going on? I never loved you, Danny. And Nodin, you're supposed to like Miri. Why does this always happen? I bet Kathrine is responsible for this.
Kathrine
How could you assume that? I'm innocent!
Arianna
Innocent? Please.
Miri
Excuse me, Serena did you just say that Nodin should like me?
Katie
Hey, why doesn't anyone like me? I need somebody to love!
Everyone breaks out singing Somebody to Love.
Suddenly a giant evil hound dog comes out and eats Serena! Or so they think...
Kathrine faints along with Arianna.
Danny faints as well a second later.
Katie (unamused)
Wake up!
Miri (slightly amused)
Kathy? You need to get up.
Arianna wakes up
Arianna
Oh, tell me it was all just a dream!
Nodin
Sweetheart, you have no idea.
Kathrine wakes up
Kathrine
Why is Danny on the ground?
Miri
Because he's delicate.
Katie
People! We need to brainstorm ideas here; Serena was just eaten by a giant dog!
Kathrine
Oh right. DANNY! WAKE UP!
Danny jerks awake
Danny
What?
Katie
Exactly. So what's the plan?
Danny
What?
Arianna
Exactly. So Serena is gone. How are we going to get her back?
Danny
Why are you asking me?
Nodin
Well, you know everything, right?
Danny
What? No I don't!
Arianna
You sure act like it.
Miri
You are a good writer though.
Katie
We've been arguing for five minutes and still don't have any ideas. Come on guys, Serena could be half-digested already!
Serena crawls on stage covered in drool and blood.
Serena
Its teeth.... All... Those.... Teeth... So many teeth..... God, teeth
Arianna
Hey, look it's Serena!
Kathrine
How...?
Nodin
I love you!
Everyone else:
What?!
Nodin
What?
Kathrine
See, told you so!
Arianna
No, you didn't.
Miri
No! You were supposed to like me, Nodin!
Nodin
Was I?
Katie
I'm so lost.
Danny
Me too.
Arianna
When in doubt, laugh awkwardly. Heh heh heh.
Kathrine
Yes! All is going according to plan.
Serena
Whoever wrote this script is a nutcase.
THE END
