Got so drunk on too many shots of bleach, the old Chloe's gone
"I'm sorry, the old Chloe can't come to the phone right now
Why? OH--
c a u s e s h e' s d e a d."
I don't trust nobody and nobody trusts me, I'll be the actress starring in your bad d...
RedPandaWorld So I saw your background pics for your phone and you were choosing which ice cream pic to use??
I was shooketh- - like "what?" It was only because the ice cream was green, and usually that means mint.
I'm not the biggest fan of mint ice cream, it tastes like I'm eating toothpaste.
At least you have good breath afterwards 👍
My ass eats chocolate ice cream everyday, I got one of my dorm friends who has a legit mini fridge to store some chocolate ice cream bars in the freezer part.
Hey, I eat a salad with lunch and dinner, so it's fine.
Along with two cheeseburgers, fries, lemonade, two chocolate chip cookies, and a huge bowl of fruit for every meal but breakfast, but it's fine.
Off-topic, my bad.
I think y'all should see mine, he's pretty cute ;)
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I love photo shoots 😍❤️
I've had this picture for about a few weeks now, and MY LORD he's beautiful.
Side note, I'm triggered because after I updated Wattpad on my phone, it doesn't like me uploading pictures I've taken.
Like bruh
I was gonna make a Legend of Zelda meme after watching Tati's makeup review on a 99$ marc jacobs palette, but it's fucking fInE.
I've taken two fat naps today already and it's only 3pm???
Nap between classes, nap afterwards, it's all good.
