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Eating candy in Hawaii {AKA ALOLA}

So just lettin' all y'all know

This is probably why Hau eats malasadas instead of candy bc this keeps happening to me

This is what happens when you try tearing open candy

It's so hot that the CANDY is weak.

The chocolate is melted all the time

The wafers inside the kit kats aren't snappy, they're mushy.

I learned that you have to keep your candy in the fridge, a lot of the locals here told me that.

That's something I don't have. A mini fridge, even though I actually need one at this point for all my healthy snacks.

Someone start a gofundme account so I can get donations.

Send me a gift

Lmao my mom always asks me if I need anything sent from home, but I'm just like—

"Please just send yourself over with the cats."

Why I love Taylor Swift again bc of her lyrics.

Guess I'll just stumble on home to my cats.

I have an actual rant now, and I might be dramatic about this.

I ordered the brand new Morphe 3502 second nature palette that just came out, and it's BEAUTIFUL. I used it yesterday for my Taylor Swift eyeshadow.

I use a few colors from that palette to help my sweetmates' makeup bc she was goin' out and she asked me if I could do it, and I was like "yes girl I gotchu."

After I'm done with the transition shade and a warm-toned Brown, I set that palette down. I pick up my Jaclyn Hills' palette to grab a dark forest green shade.

A few minutes later——

Somebody kill me

My Morphe 3502 palette FALLS ON THE GROUND.

And black eyeshadow is EVERYWHERE.

When I say I wanted to scream, I mean it.

If you're looking for a good priced pigmented palette, I highly recommend this one bc it goes a looooong way.

How do I know that?

Because every time I tried to clean it, it only smeared further on the bathroom floor. I haven't even cleaned it all up, there's black smudges everywhere.

So

If y'all lookin' for a pigmented black eyeshadow, I recommend Whiz from the 3502.

"Oh gee whiz, I can't believe that FUCKING HAPPENED."

Ironic.