Got so drunk on too many shots of bleach, the old Chloe's gone
"I'm sorry, the old Chloe can't come to the phone right now
Why? OH--
c a u s e s h e' s d e a d."
I don't trust nobody and nobody trusts me, I'll be the actress starring in your bad d...
Me after practice—"Well fuck it I'm not wearing a shirt"
Just walking around with a black sports bra, jbl headphones, black Nike basketball socks & running shoes, black rolled-up basketball shorts and my dorm key hanging around my neck.
Me: *walks into laundry room to grab my dried clothes.*
Some bitch: *facetiming her friend about losing weight*
Some bitch: *looks up and barely laughs*
Sorry but you just wish you had abs and a healthy fit body like me 💁🏼
I can clearly see her front camera pointing toward me, but I really don't give one fuck.
She was wearing some shirt and hella short shorts too, so she a HOE.
Lmao I get paid to come here, this bitch don't play any sports.
Hmmm, wonder why you're complaining about losing weight? Lemme teach you how tf to workout in the gym.
For real, I'm hella sore from these 3 hour practices and lifting weights.
Y'all know who play sports, the coach lowkey splits the team up into two groups for some drills, like the starters and the bench warmers/freshman?
Yo, I'm working my way up.
I used to be in the freshie squad, but recently I've been working with the A-team with the upperclassmen.
Fuckin' stoked for our first game on thanksgiving.
Now I'm smiling from the stage while you were clapping in the NOSE BLEEDS 🔥🖕
Quick note? I miss homemade meals.
If anyone wanna send me something homemade, I'll give you my mailing address for real.
Or anything. A hand written note, some basketball socks, beef jerky, ibuprofen, Tylenol, a large fan, Keurig pods, nude lipstick bc I ran out of my drugstore ones- - -
Fuck. I need a lot of things.
I don't even know if I'll be home on Christmas.
And I'm hella sad I won't be home on thanksgiving bc my momma makes the best fucking twice-baked potatoes in the world.
Last night I stayed up way too late rewatching sad Legend of Zelda scenes.
Especially from Wind Waker and Skyward Sword. KevinMacias796 knows bc I legit snapped him of me crying when Zelda told Link to promise her that he'd wake her up this time.
Oops, spoilers y'all. Oh well.
Life's 'aight though in Hawaii.
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