Assassin of remnant (RWBY x Assassin's creed reader) [Canceled]

A not so "normal" day

Y/N POV

Ezio: Y/N wake up!

Y/N: ahhhhhh! Ezio, what the fuck

I was sleeping when he woke me up causing me to fall on the floor

Ezio: sorry but you have ten minutes to get dressed for class

I look up at him to see he's already in uniform

Y/N: I thought I didn't like school

Ezio: well a certain teacher changed that

Y/N: Goodwitch

Ezio: Goodwitch

I laughed at him while I stood up from the floor. after I finished getting dressed we walked to our first class, with a man named professor Port

Y/n: I keep getting chills every time I say that name

Ezio: yes its concerning

As we walked into the class room we were greeted by the sight of a large man

Y/N: oh you can just smell the ego coming off him

Ezio: yes you can

Port: ah hello you two must be Y/n, and Ezio Welcome. Come in come in

Y/n: right

We took our seats in the middle of the desks, when team RWBY, and JNPR came crashing through the door

Ruby: ahhh we made it

Port: just barely, please take your seats

And then he started talking, causing me to fall asleep

(Time skip)

*squeee*

Y/n: ah! The fuck?

I look to see Weiss impaleing a boarbatusk with her rapier

Y/n: Ezio the fuck did I miss?!

Ezio: only the lady killing a grimm, she could have done a lot better

Y/n: oh so nothing

Ezio: yup

When the bell rang me and Ezio dashed out of the room to the cafeteria for food

Ezio: it appears we both have a taste for fine food

Y/n: fine? Nah I'm just hungry

I told him taking a bite out of my food

Ruby: hey guys!

We turned to see Ruby and the others behind us

Y/n: are you going to sit down

Yang: well duh

After they say down and finished eating I explained the deal with Ezio

Y/n: ok so from now on Ezio is my cousin ok

Yang: yeah yeah, I'm more interested as to why you're so jumpy Y/n

Y/n: what? I'm not jumpy

Ezio: yes, he's terrified of a nice woman, named Coco

Y/n: again, she's not a woman, she's a demon

Yang: why are so scared of her

Y/n: hey I'm not-

Ezio: he owes her a lot of favors, and now he's afraid she's going to rape him

A hush fell over the table after said that