It's Not Your Fault- Armin x Reader

2 Days

"Let's go back to the idea of tying you up in the basement."

"Nice comeback."

"Also, since I'm a nice guy-"

"You're a fucking dick."

"Since I'm a nice guy... you will only have 5 weeks without training."

"Oh? Why the sudden change?"

"Well tying you up in the basement is more torturous than a break from training."

"It's not torture if I talk to the ghosts that roam around *cough* Maya *cough*."

"Well hope you like cloth gags."

"The kind of kinky shit are you into? The fuq?"

"So you can't bite your tongue and try to kill yourself. Jesus get your mind out of the gutter."

"I'm not Oluo, but that's a good idea."

"Okay, you can harass Maya all you want. But DON'T bring them into this."

"Whatever. Why am I even still talking to you? All you're doing is giving me a headache and giving me more fuel to plot another suicide attempt."

"HANJI!"

As if she had hearing like a bat, Hanji knocked on the door within a few moments. Levi opened it, letting her in.

"Levi! What have you and (y/n) been yelling about for the past hour?"

You looked out the window to see that it got decently darker.

"That's none of your business." Levi said closing the door behind Hanji.

"Oh now look who likes privacy." you aimed your comment at Levi.

"Really? What's going on?" Hanji asked confused.

"Levi's been a dick, pervert, and very unfair with punishments for the smallest of things such as me not being an exact replica of Maya."

"(Y/n) has been a liar, disrespectful, and still has suicidal intentions."

"Your proof?" you asked with a glare to the raven haired man.

"Your proof?" He mimicked after you.

"Jesus how immature of you." you responded.

"It's not like you're trying to be the bigger person here." Levi responded.

"I hope you get finger fucked by Eren's titan."

"Bitch. Then call me a finger puppet."

Hanji facepalmed as you responded.

"See what I mean about him being a pervert. There's my proof. Where's your's, hmm?"

"Well do you still want to kill yourself? Hmmmm? Tell her what you told me."

"I said that after talking to you and your fucked up logic I wanted to 'babysit your titans'."

"And be like Oluo." he reminded you.

"Oh, yes, that as well." you smiled.

"Jesus you two are both fucked up just a little." Hanji said looking at the both of you.

"I know." you and Levi said in unison.

"Just settle down already. What conversation sparked this whole mess?"

"Care to explain, Captain?" you spat.

"Well long story short, (y/n) banged Armin, lied to me, then asked if she could go on the expedition. A series of unfortunate events I must say."