Not This Time | NARUTO|

Never give up [5]

I know it's pretty ironic, it feels like just yesterday I told him to fuck off and gave him the bird but after that incident with Iruka and my words of encouragement we've been attached at the hip since. A few moments later, DuckSauce occupies the seat to the left of me passing me a look of curiosity and a glare for beating him to the academy. I roll my eyes and focus my attention on the sudden stampede I hear coming towards the room.

Already sensing the 2 females from a mile away I roll my eyes again. There squeezed in the door way is Sakura Haruno or Tampon as I like to call her and Ino Yamanka aka Itch which is ino + bitch. No surprise, They're arguing over who's toe went over the imaginary finish line and I couldn't help but snicker at their conversation. Those girls sure know how to put on a show.

Unfortunately, my snickering was brought to an end when I realized just who was sitting to the left of me. "Shit" I cursed lowly knowing what was about to happen in the next 3..2..1. "SASUKE-KUN MAY I SIT NEXT TO YOU!!?"

"WAIT WHY DO YOU GET TO SIT NEXT TO HIM?!"

"HEY I WAS HERE FIRST!?" I roll my eyes wondering what I did to deserve such a fate of sitting next to Konohas most eligible bachelor.

I wonder where the hell is Iruka. I tap my fingers impatiently not knowing how long I can tolerate these girls any longer except Hinata, she's a sweetheart. Her crush on Naruto is probably the most pitiful thing ever. Having known Naruto for the past 3 years, i bless that girls patience levels.

A loud slam breaks me out of my thoughts along with a "IM AT THE END OF MY ROPE HERE NARUTO!!" Iruka yells at a rope bound Naruto going on about how Naruto failed the graduation test multiple times. I wince slightly from the truth of his words. Geez way to put a guy on the spot Iruka, a sweatdrop following. It seems Irukas scolding fell on deaf ears because all he received in return was a "hmpf!" An irk mark appears on my temple from the immaturity of my best friend. As punishment on Naruto Iruka decided to make us all review the transformation jutsu, receiving groans of protest. Honestly, I don't know why they're groaning this is literally the easiest jutsu ever? Bunch of lazy chumps.

After Sakura goes up transforming into Iruka of course having to brag to sasuke afterwards because what kind of fangirl would she be if she didn't. Sasuke followed shortly, no surprise getting it perfectly. Now it was my turn, I step up and think about who to transform into for a second. Finally, having the perfect person in mind I mutter a silent "transform." A poof of smoke follows after and once the smoke clears everyone gasps mainly, the girls now getting nosebleeds. (I'll give you a hint as so who I transformed into, this person hates to pee in front of people.)

I had seen his face in some old scrolls I was going through while i was hanging with the old man one day. Releasing the jutsu, I pass Naruto silently making eye contact seeing the small grin threatening to escape his lips; I knew then and there what he planned to do. Taking my place next to sasuke I watch my best friend attempt to keep his composure, "TRANSFORM!" Despite knowing he'd do it I couldn't help but laugh. Naruto used his signature Sexy Jutsu which is transforming into a sexy gender bender version of himself and of course the effects on the receiving end always crack me up. Iruka being the closet perv that he is doubles back in shock, blood spilling out of his nose. "CUT THE STUPID TRICKS, THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING!!!"

We were dismissed home early that day, I guess Narutos tricks had some perks. However, these perks didn't apply to him at all. Irukas making him wipe off every speck of paint he had painted onto the kagefaces. I had volunteered to help but this was Narutos punishment and quite frankly I lowkey wasn't gonna help anyways I just offered to be nice.

|Tomorrow |

"When your name is called could you please proceed to the exam room!" I hear Iruka state sternly. I decide to get up and comfort Naruto because not only does he suck shit at tests this one was one the one thing he sucked most at, Clone jutsu. As if assuring my accusations, Naruto was practically shaking in panic from the topic chosen for this test. Truthfully, i felt for him and even considered failing the test purposefully again so he wouldn't be alone but I shook my head at the thought. This is Narutos problem, I won't always be there to hold his hand, he's gonna have to find some way to get around this on his own this time. "Tenshi!" I get up immediately and give naruto another reassuring look, him giving me a thumbs up along with a "Good luck Ten-chan!"
I walk into the testing room and I'm met with Iruka and a grey haired man, Mizuki was his name I think.