•EddsWorld X Reader • Imagines•

• Drunk habits •

Sorry about the switch in writing style for this one. This was already 80% done so i just finished it off. This was loooong overdue anyway, a previous request probably 5 years before. so as you can see, im going through the list one at a time - slowlyyy but surely

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Edd:
- He doesn't necessarily hate alcohol, per se, but it's still incredibly rare

- And we all know that shit's reserved for a certain someone else, obviously

- But if there's an occasion where he's at that point of being properly drunk, he will become a menace to society; or, well, to you specifically

- I'm talking "pranks" of his that serve virtually no purpose, and each one only resulting in him dying of laughter on the floor and you deadpanning 

- Like trying to make you slip on a banana peel 

- That he placed in clear view in the middle of the hallway

- And the "banana peel" just being a yellow sock he stole from Matt's laundry ?

- Or him stealing all your pants (like who the hell has the time for that? Y'know, even if you ARE drunk it's just a little insane)

- Anyway, he definitely thought it would be hilarious until the next morning morning when you started walking around with no pants giving Zero Fucks and he low-key (high-key) wouldn't stop staring at your ass and even the other guys forced their heads to look upward when they saw what all the racket outside was for

- He has to beg you to put them back on but at that point you were just so ready to live life just a little more freely

Matt:
- He HATES the taste of alcohol, usually sticks to drinking popper juice (we all know those glasses of wine he drinks is just for show)

- But there has been at least one occasion where he's gotten drunk, and it didn't take long either

- Because of his lack of experience in drinking, he gets drunk incredibly fast 

- And you wanna know how that happened? Two words: wine gummies

- He's just a big kid with money, and it really shows through when he's spending the little pay checks he receives on knick-knacks and candy that he doesn't even properly read the labels for

- He's tripping all over the place and stumbling over to the houses' shared computer because he desperately NEEDS to buy this dumb 1950's vintage porcelain micro monkey circus merry-go-round/ wind phone set off of eBay NOW or it is liFE OR DEATH

- He's downright hysterical at this point but you manage to calm him down by giving him a banana with googly eyes

Tom:
- To be fair, when isn't he drunk?

- It was hard to tell whether he's drunk or if it was just his personality, seeing as he was like that at least for 80% of the time

- Keyword: was. Since meeting you he's stopped drinking so much anyway and has become a little more tame

- Although he still has his days and sometimes drinks just a little too much, just until his eyes become sleepy, and he slumps over the chair he's sitting on, hiccups escaping him

- He still has a tendency to become depressed when drinking, often sniffling into his hoodie, but still not enough to start crying. But you can clearly tell he's not happy

- UGH, the way it clenches at your heart seeing him like that

- So you just embrace him, holding him in your arms a little tighter than usual