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Hello, hello. Guess who's back from the dead? It is I, and I have returned after my long, awaited venture!

Welp. In other words, my exams are allllll done and there's no more schoolwork. Now I can start writing for y'all again after my incredibly long hiatus. Break is here!!!!!!!!

Edit: If you aren't already aware, I'm a little bitch and a liar. It's been two weeks since during my school break and I haven't even posted this yet. Terrible excuses.

Edd:
-Edd would totally be one of those dorks who play fantasy games, and who can blame him?? Motherfucking dragons brutha (and he's dork for D&D, too)
-Would totally build a pillow fort and everything
-Want snacks or are thirsty? Man, he's got that mini fridge in the living room for a reason
-He'd probably not even be that excellent of a gamer, but he loves playing anyway
-Though, he's at an advantage because he knows all the tricks and gimmicks in every game he plays, he's that one kid you see in the minecraft star server that's flying over your heads while everyone claims, "He's a hacker."
-Highkey dresses up for no reason whatsoever in his warlord cosplay just for shits and giggles

Matt:
-Yeah, both you and Matt play video games pretty regularly
-I mean, they're not anything wicked like first shooter games or horror, or whatever
-You know, just some subway surfer and plants vs zombies, nothing too extreme
-But that doesn't mean it doesn't get competing as hell
-Two hours in and you're both still playing temple run wtf guys how are you even doing this, is that possible???
-You're pretty sure that at this point, Matt hasn't even blinked once since starting the game, it's kinda scaring you now actually. You should go see a doctor.

Tom:
-Tom was having hell of a hard time beating this one boss, and you got sick pretty quickly seeing your bowling ball pineapple in distress
-So with the grace of a thousand eagles, you whip your sunglasses on and give Tom the look
-His eyes widen and he nods solemnly before handing you the controller, a little adamant in giving up however
-With a hard face, you take it and plop down on the space beside him
-You give him a side glance and smirk, pushing your glasses up
-"Watch this and take a fucking sip, babes."

Tord:
-For a tech freak, he sure doesn't like playing video games often as he claims, "he doesn't have the time to play around with such childish, mediocre devices."
-"Alright. Looks like you're too much of a puuuusssysyyyyyyYYYYY WHOO OH YEAH YOU JUST GOT BURNED TORD BECAUSE I USED WORDS TO EMASCUALTE YOU YEAH HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT ABOUT YOUR FRAGILE MASCULINITY,,,.....,,,,,,BOI."
-Author is slapped on the face for making reader say such degrading terms and for offending Tord
-Tord feels the flames of a thousand burning men and yanks his sleeves up way too high, snatching the controller from your grasp, all the while, you smirk victoriously for getting under his skin
-"You and your ridiculous shenanigans, (name). Watch me, and we'll see who the real scaredy cat is."
-"I said puss--"
-"I KNOW WHAT YOU SAID."

Eduardo:
-You had convinced him to play a game on the gaming console, and???
-Well??? You're pretty sure he lived in the stone age before he'd met you, because he'd never even heard of a fucking gaming console, and he sure as hell doesn't remember having one in the house
-He clicks the buttons so slowly, and he can barely watch the screen as he's too focused on pressing the right controls
-And if he's not concentrating on the controller, he's fucking button smashing the god damn thing while screaming
-Hola hombre, you're terrible as shit, Eduard- and now the tv is broken
-Maybe you guys should just stick to scrabble and pictionary

Mark:
-Ass chin is the brains of video gaming
-In terms of aiming shooting, he may be at an average, but what brings him to an advantage is how he utilises his knowledge of the map and the ability to adapt quickly to other players' game tactics
-A lot of other gamers are confused as to how a player that can't aim extraordinarily is able to wipe out even the most toughest player, even if he has to use lots of effort to do so
-Sometimes he likes to drag out fights though, just to frustrate his opponent
-If it's a game that allows you to heal yourself during battle, he'll keep using packages/potions to heal, just like that stupid god damn acquatic gym leader in Pokemon Red that keeps fucking using health antidotes to heal their Starmie every fucking time I try to kill it but nooo it has to be a little shit and god damn heal as my poor level five caterpie dies within entrance of battle
-Ass chin is an ass, and don't be like that gym leader

Jon:
-Secretive in-closet gamer™
-Holy shit dude, ngl he's one of the best at fps games
-Fuckckckinge wot in tarnation Jon, he killed 4 people in row the second the game started
-He's very cool about it and goes la-dee da-ing as he shoots everyone, kind of scared at how casual he is about it
-He may seem like an air head for most the time, but shit if this doesn't scare you and make you even more attracted to him
-Fuck it upppp😤👌✔️✔️Jonny Boi 👌👌👏😤🙏 make me proud 😫💪✨👅💦

Pal:
-What makes him such a great gamer is his knowledge of the weapons. He knows what works best and how to use it to its fullest potential
-Did you know that you can launch a plastic knife into someone's stomach and make them explode if you crouch down at a certain angle? Well neither did I, no matter how impractical it sounds to do that. Like, who knew these games even had plastic knives??? What the fuck Pal, I call hacks
-As smart he is in terms of weaponary, he likes to go all out and use brute strength
-He's a cold-blooded killer™
-There's a high chance he's used some of these game techniques in real life tho, soooo

Pat:
-You kidding me? This man right here can fucking drop kick yo asses at any god damn video game
-He's had more than enough practice shooting, and riding a plane (even though he and Pal has crashed before)
-Downfall is, he unexpectedly becomes one of those really aggressive gamers who go full on rage mode
-When gaming, he uses explicitly colourful language and make the most eloquent sentences you'd have ever heard
-"LITTLE SHITTY ASS FRECKLE EATING SOGGY LAMP SHADE." "BOOGER SUCKING TIT BISCUIT DOODLE ROMP." "PISS CAKE FIRCKLY SLURPER DONALD TRUMP SUPOORTER."
-"Ah, yes. This is the beautiful man I fell deeply in love with."


Also, I wanted to ask you guys: how familiar are you all with Haikyuu? You know, the anime?

Idk I think it's pretty bomb ass and I actually wanted to write a male reader insert story. I already have some great ideas for chapters, but idk if anyone would be interested in reading it, so??

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