Bhohxsz Calum aŃd DhaA TrRopHapiiPhsxz

chapter 1

Totoy Calum is a misread teenager,he doesn't want to sell taho in the morning, fishball in the afternoon and balot in the evening.

What he wanted was to be a rock star, he wanted to be in a band and be the lead guitarist maybe a side vocalist too but he never had the chance so he went to go on a journey with only hope in his luggage.

Totoy Calum had friends,he's actually in the most powerful and scary gang in the Philippines the gang TrRopHapiiPhsxz in which there are 20 members

1.rezpang Hazzabeer
2.bho0 BareE £U!z
3.$NakeE HabIitat Lee-yuUmm
4.NeIlL Wh0ReAnnezxs
5.zAyneey MaLiCkkzxs MyH DiccKklkxsz
6.Bhohszxhh A SttoinEh
7.LOok HayyMengs
8.MicHaelle eMoozsx
9. bhohxzzx CaluumLhuman
10.GemMahs StyLeesSxzs
11.Mang Rey
12. Obama negro
13:Denice cornejo
14.JeSsiCaA SoHo00
15.SimoO0n moo-CowEelLhesxz
16.pareng MeIraAh Co0ndeHhsxz
17.FaiLonN NgAYoOn MAcApaxzsGaL
18.rePang MIchAeIlaSxxzs [ Author :) ]
19.paUllh HiGgejhnSsxzs
20.Theresa Young (From After)

Ashton laughed when he remembered Tessa,Harry's overrated girl friend being Whinney all the time,he also remembered her speaking English all the time but still sounding like a bisaya.

Suddenly Calum saw a guy at the corner of the alley he was in.

It was a boy. He looked so much like rezpang Hazzabeer or Harry.

He was wearing khakis,dress shirt and shoes. He looked like a nerd,geek and something rezpang Hazzabeer would be ashamed of.

I saw a sign on my side "" Direction High"" . I grabbed my spray paint and changed it into "dIhirRECtiohnss HaIiissttttttscxs" , I smiled to myself. But when I looked at rezpang Hazzabeer's look alike there was a boy going to him. The boy grabbed his collar and slumped the nerd on the wall and then furiously kissed him. JkEesxzs . The boy punched the nerd. So I approached them and licked the boy in his ears. He backed away and looked at me with fear.

"I--I--I--itssss bhohszx Calumm-m" he shakily said.

" pag Di ka lumangoy malulunod ka,kaya hawak lang Ho0OnheYhwszxw" I sang,it frightened the boy and he went off.

I aprroached nerd.

"Please don't hurt me." He whimpered

"I'm not Gonn' hurt you nerdy. " I said

"Wehwzxs Di nga. lakas mo mang trip." He told me.

" oOuh nGa ehyszx" I told him again

"Why do you look so much like rezpang Hazzabeer?" I asked him

"Ganto Kasi un repa. kapatid ko Kasi ung ga@&$?!go na yon. Ha@&)(;yop. Pu!!ta. Eh nagiinuman kme NG muriatic acid eh gusto Kumain NG blade oh de nagalet ako tas Naglayas ako.nagtinda NG sampaguita at drugs at nagsigarilyo NG katol. HIrap mabuhay noh?" He told me. He was already crying now. So I kissed him and fucked him against the wall.HARD.jokeeeeee. We just kissed.jokeee. I just manly hugged him.and touched his dick.jokeeeee.but I want to. Jokeeeee.im gonna stop now.

In my journey a lot of people whispered stuff.

"Isn't that bhohszx Calum?"

"Where's the tropa?"

"Why is he alone."

"Who is that nerd."

"He's so hot."

"Takte takot ako ahhh"

"Aba matinde"

"Pusshhhh"

"Yay! The toilet flush is working"

So I frightened them. How? I showed Calum jr. To them hahaha . But some girls just touched it and even licked it ughhh.so I peed on them haha .

"What's your name?" I asked nerdy.

"Marcel.bhohxzs MaArCèElhlsxzs." He said

"Nice." I commented

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I got hungry so I ate Marcel's dick.jokeeeee.he had 4 nipples so I ate the extras . Jokeeeee.

LOL

A\N: Ako nga pala 'yung mayamang bruha na nasa media files. pakyu.