*THE BIKE GOES FLYING DIWN TO THE GROUND AS THE MOTORBIKE CRASHES AS WELL*
Gee: MY FATHER TOOK ME INTO THE CITY TO SEE A MARCHING BAND
Liam: *GETS HIS GUITAR OUT* TIME TO END THESE EMO CUNTS!
Liam: TODAY IS GONNA BE THE DAY THAT THEY'RE GONNA THROW IT BACK TO YOU
Gee: HE SAID SON WHEN YOU GROW UP DON'T YOU DARE BECOME LIKE THE GALLAGHERS, LIAM AND NOEL
Gee: WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY, MY FATHER-
Liam: RIGHT I'M GONNA END THIS CUNT *WHACKS GUITAR ACROSS GEE'S HEAD, KILLING HIM*
Moni: NOOOOOOOO GEE
Dani: THIS ENDS RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW
*THE BLACK PARADE APPEARS AND THE FLOAT CRUSHES LIAM*
Dani: NOOOOOOO LIAM
Matty: SHIT FAM, LIAM AND GEE IS DEAD!
Dani: *GETS PANIC! AT THE DISCO PARADE FROM NINE IN THE AFTERNOON BEHIND HER*
Moni: *GETS THE WHOLE FUCKIN SKELETON CLIQUE*
Beebo: I'M GONNA DEAF THESE BITCHES *SINGS THE HIGHEST NOTE KNOWN TO MANKIND*
Moni: ATTENTION CLIQUE, THOSE PEOPLE ARE FAKE FANS OF TWENTY ONE PILOTS
*THE CLIQUE ATTACKS, SHOWING NO MERCY*
*P!ATD CHARGE TO THE CLIQUE AND THE WHOLE PARADE*
*DAMON SHOWS UP WITH WITH BLUR*
*KURT COBAIN RISES FROM THE DEAD*
Damon: THERE'S ONLY ONE KINKY SON OF A BITCH AND THAT'S ME!
Moni: SHIT IT'S KURT COBAIN
Matty: HE'S A BIT FUCKIN FIT IS THAT DAMON NGL
Moni: TRUE
Damon: GRAHAM PLAY SONG 2, TIME TO PUT COBAIN BACK TO HIS GRAVE!
Dani: LMAO TOO TRUE
Matty: *WINKS AT DAMON*
Damon: *WINKS BACK AND BITES HIS LIP*
Graham: *SLAPS DAMON*
Dani: THIS GOT SUPER GAY FAST
Matty: YES FAM I'VE PULLED *RUNS OVER TO DAMON AND GRABS HIS FACE*
Damon: *SNOGS MATTY AND LETS GRAHAM JOIN IN*
Moni: AWWWWW I SHIP
Dani: SAME
Moni: So...what happens now?
Dani: Well, we could agree we're both kinky sons of bitches and guilty as charged
Moni: Lmao okay
And they all lived happily ever after, the end.
YOU ARE READING
we have too much time on our hands
FanfictionThis is what happens when it's the middle of that night and you and your trash bae (@magazineface) starts writing some shitty roleplay while high and drunk. Enjoy bitches.
