The Many Adventures of Omegle

My conversations vary anywhere from towels to Pocahonta's ass xD

You: ASS

You: D:

You: you.....you....SAVAGE!!

Stranger: I'm up in the air assfucking a giraffe

You: COOL

You: *builds a replaca of a peanut out of legos*

You: WHALA!!

Stranger: everybody's like "there's the giraffe fucker. I wonder if he's watered his airport with a papaya and a stapler"

You: CHAINSAWS!!!

You: Hey broseph...........

Stranger: I wish you'd rape me.

Stranger: NOW I NEED LESBIANS

You: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

Stranger: Chewie's a mailman.

You: ......WIPE HIS BUTT! XD

Stranger: your fucking weird!

You: THANK YOU! :D *sniff sniff* FOR THIS!! I SHALL GRANT YOU WITH MY BEANS OF KNOWLEDGE!!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: Hi! :D

Stranger: how are u

You: wha is your favorite band?

You: FANTASTIC! :D

You: hbu?

Stranger: favortite band is lil wayne and i am great

Stranger: thaks for asking

You: lil wayne is no band!!

You: OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH

You: HE'S BLACK

You: WOLOLOLOLO

You: LIKE OBAMA

You: IN

You: A

You: TRENCH

Stranger: so is drake

You: COAT

Stranger: so am i\

You: pfft!! ._.

You: T-T-T-THOUSANDS OF RAPISTS ARE NEEDING YOU

Stranger: everyone is black

Stranger: nigag

Stranger: nigga bc im black

You: my skin changes colors

Stranger: fuck

Stranger: u

You: it ranges from red to white to blue