1) Where's your off button?
2) You should come with a warning label.
3) Have a nice day, somewhere else.
4) Unless your name is Google, please stop acting like you know everything.
5) I've been called worse by better. :)
6) The people who tolerate you on a daily basis are the real heroes.
7) I didn't mean to push your buttons; I was just looking for 'mute'.
8) I am 97% sure you don't like me. But I am 100% sure I don't care.
9) Sometimes I look at you and wonder.. Why has no one hit you with a brick?
10) You really are good at multi-tasking. You can talk, annoy the fuck out of me and still think you're being charming all at the same time :)
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The Book Of Comebacks
HumorThis is a book full of sarcastic, witty comebacks you can use when you're sick and tired of people, which is basically me every single day. This book is purely for your benefit, so feel free to use these comebacks for your own books or just to have...
