HAPPY BDAY KOOKIE!!🎂🎂🎂

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Me: I will prefer to sleep in Yoongi and Jimin arms because *sniff* Laziness and lack of sleep >_>
BTS: -_-""

Me: I will prefer to sleep in Yoongi and Jimin arms because *sniff* Laziness and lack of sleep >_>BTS: -_-""

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Me: So I'm saying it right now I prefer getting roasted by Jungkook!
Taehyung: You pick the right decision. Yoongi-Hyung will had go full savageness with swag.

Jungkook *watching me intensely*Me: Baby bun sorry but I prefer call you oppa

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Jungkook *watching me intensely*
Me: Baby bun sorry but I prefer call you oppa.
Hoseok *holding back Jungkook*
Namjoon: Actually Jungkook she technically can call you Oppa since you're older than her.
Jungkook: Oh right
Me: well now it's gonna get dirty

Taehyung: We all know she will love Jimin to tell her

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Taehyung: We all know she will love Jimin to tell her. "Ride me princess"
Me: Hein?
Jimin: Jay Ride me, princess
Me *going red even thought I'm tanned*: The fuck is happening?!

Me: I can't pin Jin I'm to weak ;-;Jungkook: Jay just say you have a masochist tendencyMe: This is not true 😲 by the way were is Baby suga?Yoongi *sleeping*: zzzz Sweg zzzzMe: ok~ '-'

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Me: I can't pin Jin I'm to weak ;-;
Jungkook: Jay just say you have a masochist tendency
Me: This is not true 😲 by the way were is Baby suga?
Yoongi *sleeping*: zzzz Sweg zzzz
Me: ok~ '-'

Me: This us so fuck up *go sulk in a corner* How can I choose ;-;Jin: It gonna be ok JayMe: I can't do this one ;-;Hoseok *smile his megawatt smile* Well you will have to do a dare at the end of thisMe:

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Me: This us so fuck up *go sulk in a corner* How can I choose ;-;
Jin: It gonna be ok Jay
Me: I can't do this one ;-;
Hoseok *smile his megawatt smile* Well you will have to do a dare at the end of this
Me:.... I have a bad feeling about this but OK

Me: Or them having their head on yours thighs

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Me: Or them having their head on yours thighs. I'm taking the third option
The maknaes: Come on Jay!!
Me: OK OK I will just pick Jungkook because is his bday u-u

Me *feel a sudden weight on me*: Ne? Weren't you sleeping YoonYoonSuga *whisper in my ears: You will like me to lick you don't you baby girlJimin *shirtless showing his abs and bite his lips* No i'm sure she will like to lick my absMe *currently b...

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Me *feel a sudden weight on me*: Ne? Weren't you sleeping YoonYoon
Suga *whisper in my ears: You will like me to lick you don't you baby girl
Jimin *shirtless showing his abs and bite his lips* No i'm sure she will like to lick my abs
Me *currently being occupied of resembling a red tomato*
Jin *whack their head with a roll up journal* Stop trying to influence her

Me *come out from their grip and hide behind Namjoon: Anyway that was the last one
Tae: You still have to do that dare Jay
Me: Fuck!
Jin: Language!!!
Me: Sowwy so what is that dare?
Namjoon: Compare your hand to Jimin own we want to know if they are bigger or the same size
Jungkook: They look the same size
Hoseok: Well we will see
Me *pout* Fine

Turn out Jay hand are smaller than Jimin own

BTS: Wow '-'
Me: I'm 16 it's normal >-<
Jimin: Yeah but you already finish your puberty Jay
Me: Fudge It!!!
Yoongi: So wait what size it's Jay hands because Jimin it's 17.5cm
Me: It's 16.3cm *pout*
Tae: That why your hand look so small compare to mine ^-^
Me: Anyway hope you all enjoy bye!
BTS: BYE!!
(Tell me what were your decision on the would you rather!)

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