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The Exploding Games: Part 3

Five Minutes Later

David: What is taking that boy so long?

Annabeth: I'm a bit more concerned about the fact that itS DARKER THAN THE DEEPEST PART OF HELL IN HERE.

Annabeth: AND I KNOW THAT FOR A FACT CAUSE I'VE BEEN THERE

Asami: Wait whAT

Donna: I've been complaining 'bout it for the last half 'n hour!

Clarke: Yes; we heard you the first 32 times.

Raven: I'm working on it! *something sparks*

Annabeth: Whichever one of you is stepping on my foot has three seconds before I judo flip them

David: Sorry....

Asami: GUYS

Raven: Someone keeps elbowing me! *something sparks again*

Donna: Who's arm is this?

Clarke: Mine-- OW!

Donna: Keep it out my abdomen

Raven: Almost there! I think... *something sparks again*

Asami: BACK THE HECK UP

*something explodes and the room lights up*

Asami: What do you mean, the DEEPEST PARTS OF HELL?

Annabeth: I mean I fell into Tarturus and journeyed to the deepest parts of hell, what else of course?

Asami: Oh yeah, sure, that's DEFINITELY a normal thing to happen to ANYONE!

Annabeth: Not really, no.

Asami: *facepalm*

David: LIGHT!

David: *falls forward onto his knees*

David: NEVER AGAIN SHALL I LIVE IN DARKNESS

David: TOO LONG I HAVE NOT SEEN THE LIGHT

David: BUT TODAY, IN THIS MOMENT, I AM FRE--

Donna: We were trapped in there for five bloody minutes. Get over it.

Clarke: Raven, what did you blow up this time?

Raven: ...nothing

Clarke: Raven, all the explosives are missing.

Clarke: You kept doing something, and something kept sparking.

Clarke: Then something BLEW UP, and you didn't even flinch.

Raven: That doesn't prove anything.

Clarke: RAVEN YOU ARE STANDING NEXT TO A GAPING HOLE IN THE WALL.

Raven: ....

Raven: I plead the fifth

Clarke: *facepalm*

***

Five Minutes Earlier

Bolin: *groans*

Harry: *gets up, completely unaffected*

Harry: Hello!

Hermione: Harry! How's it going?

Harry: Oh, almost died, then just climbing through the vents trying to escape certain death.

Hermione: Same, same.

Bolin: *weakly* help

Regina: Get off the psychic, weirdo

Harry: Who you calling weirdo, old lady?

Rose: Well you were the one climbing in the vents

Harry: ...fair enough

Lexa: I think we've established that the boy is not a psychic

10: ..I think he's dead

Leo: *snaps fingers in front of Bolin's face*

Harry: Oh, sorry. *gets off*

Bolin: ngh

Regina:. Great. It hasn't even been a full hour yet and someone's already dead.

*wall explodes and lands on Bolin*

Bolin: ngh

Asami: OH SH-

Annabeth: LANGUAGE

Bolin: help

Regina: FINALLY SOMEONE TO SAVE U-- oh nevermind its just Charming

David: UMMM?? OFFENDED??

Donna: DOCTOR

10: DONNA

Donna: WHY THE BLOODY HELL AREN'T YOU FIGURING A WAY OUT OF HERE

10: ...

Rose: ...

Hermione: Are you gonna tell her or should I

Donna: tell me what

Lexa: The healer has been too busy courting with Rose to notice we we're in danger

Donna: *twitch*

Donna: I've been stuck

Donna: In a room

Donna: full of bloody explosives

Donna: And people who I'm sure are wonderful but then were a bit bloody ANNOYING

Annabeth: *in the distance, trying to help Asami pull Bolin out of the rubble* I can testify to that

Donna: And you, sweet, smart, WONDERFUL AND ABSOLUTELY CLEVER DOCTOR

Donna: were FLIRTING

10: ...oops?

Donna: ILL BLOODY KILL YOU

Rose: in my defense, I kept telling him I was taken by his other half

Raven: The duck kinda places you guys are from

Raven: Duck

Raven: duck

Annabeth: Yeah apparently we can't swear here?? At least not in english

Raven: motherducking duck duck you and duck this stupid ducking censorship schist like what the duck

Raven: Son of a beach.

Lexa: Jok. Hm. Only english.

Asami: Wait then why did you yell 'language' at me when I was saying schist

Asami: Schist

Asami: ??

Annabeth: *whispers* continuity issues

10: Huh

Annabeth: NOTHING! NOTHING. I MEANT NOTHING BY MY OFF-HANDED COMMENT THAT WOULD USUALLY BE SAID BY A CHARACTER WHEN THEY ARE BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL.

10: ok

Annabeth: *heavy breathing* phew

 **** 

WELL HELLO THEN. 

I SUCK AT ENDINGS SO LETS JUST SAY THAT THEY ALL ARE JUST TRYING TO FIND A WAY TO KEEP BOLIN ALIVE

EXCEPT REGINA AND LEXA.

THEY'RE JUST WATCHING LIKE DISAPPOINTED MOTHERS AND I'M PRETTY SURE THEY'RE SCHEMING WAYS TO KILL PEOPLE.