myriad; sidemen

TWO. LAU

He wipes an eye.

"Reminds me of a hospital gown, that does." He planned to play the clip of the slide in slow motion for that part, and bring up an image as a side by side comparison.

"My question is, though, do these girls not have any brain cells between the two of them? They're clearly a bit thick, if you ask me. I mean, who thinks it's a good idea to jump on to some rocks to begin with? And then the mate drags her out in a dog towel! Honestly, man. It's mad." Will finished that story and moved on to the next, laughing to himself as he did so.

The video, of course, had gone viral.

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@molliee: I WAS DRUNK OK WE BOTH WERE

(14th of March, 2017)

@molliee: AND FOR EVERYONE SAYING LAU IS A BAD FRIEND FOR POSTING IT FUCK OFF NO SHE ASKED ME BEFORE SHE SENT IT IN

(14th of March, 2017)

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@deathlies: When some twat from Newcastle doesn't understand what alcohol is...

(14th of March, 2017)

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@deathlies: she could have drowned you fuck

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@deathlies: but she rocked the dog towel so idk why you're complaining..

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@molliee: lau you're the best ok

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@nins: @molliee I STILL CANT BELIEVE YOU DID THIS OMGG

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@calfreezy: ☕️☕️☕️ go on lau! btw the guy you're shading is @willne so maybe tag him next time so he can see it

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@willne: this is a bit rude like

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twitter: new message from @willne (14th of March, 2017)

when you said your friend could have drowned did you not realise you were standing there recording the whole thing?

and you could have saved her?

When you said my tweets were rude did you not realise how insulting your video was to the both of us?

touché.

my friend calfreezy says he knows you