Patient: "Doctor, please help me! Every time I drink coffee (alot) I get an intense singing in my eye.
Doctor: "I highly recommend you remove the spoon before drinking."
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Patient: "Doctor, please help me! Every time I drink coffee (alot) I get an intense singing in my eye.
Doctor: "I highly recommend you remove the spoon before drinking."