- Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
- Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."
- Yo momma's so fat when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.
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Walks onto stage, grabs mic and says
"Honestly these are really harsh ones. Use these at your own risks. If u said that in school u would probably get detention. No joke. I would use them only if the mum was an absolute bitch."
Drops mic and crowd goes wild.😅
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HumorRoast anyone who starts being an a** to you. Writing these comebacks/insults/roasts with best frenn LisaDarkling, please follow her. Here are the best comebacks and insults some may be a little harsh. ⚠ WARNING ⚠ Some of these comebacks may contain...
