Cake/Kaylor - LEZZ CHAT

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Unknown: hey

Taylor: new phone hu dis?

Unknown: you're hanging out too much with Cara. It's Karlie.

Taylor: you're kidding right? Oh my god, please tell me you're not joking. Or tell me you are. Or not. I DONT KNOW IS DIS REALLY YOU?!

Unknown: lmao duh. You never changed.

Taylor: is that a bad thing? And wait, Cara said you don't have a phone

Unknown: nope it's not a bad thing. I actually kind of missed you.

Taylor: kind of

Karlie: oh shut up. But anyway, I just had to get a new one. I just found out that there's this really hot girl in the neighborhood and I can't miss the opportunity to talk to her.

Taylor: oh shoot, you knew all along?! You've seen me?!

Karlie: who said it was you? That's too presumptuous of you, Swift

Taylor: KARLIE!!!

Karlie: lol just kidding. Yes, I knew. It's kinda hard not to when everytime I get out of the house I can feel holes burning on my head and you're not really good at stalking, I thought you knew I caught you the other day from your bed room.

Taylor: shit I ducked how did you knew it was me?

Karlie: well, I can never forget those curly blonde locks. Pretty unique I must say.

Taylor: oh my god this is so embarrassing!

Karlie: you could've just walked up to me and said hi rather than acting all stalkerish

Taylor: that's what Cara has told me. Damn, she's right. Which is odd

Taylor: but do you really want me to?

Karlie: what?

Taylor: I mean, you want me to come and say hi? You want us to talk?

Karlie: of course. Why won't I?

Taylor: idk. I guess I still feel like you're mad at me

Karlie: look, maybe I did feel mad but I guess it was just for a day or two. You know I can never stay mad at you. I guess I'm just more hurt that's why I decided to stay away for a bit. But like I said, I missed you

Taylor: good, because I miss you too. Im really sorry tho

Karlie: it's fine now. I've gotten over it. I want us to be friends again.

Taylor: wait, friends?

Karlie: yeah! Friends. So, wanna come over? Lily's out to buy some groceries. We can hang out.

Taylor: uh yeah sure. That's what friends are for.

"Friends?! What the f-ck?!"

Meanwhile...

Cara: Hi baby! :*

Kendall: cara? Why're you texting me?

Cara: don't you miss me :'(

Kendall: Cara, you're literally upstairs

Cara: But I miss you :3

Kendall: come down here then, I'm in the living room

Cara: nah, I love your bed. It's so soft.

Kendall: you're weird

Cara: hey I have a question

Kendall: shoot

Cara: what are you afraid of?

Kendall: idk. I guess being forgotten.

Cara: oh sht that's deep

Cara: mine's the slender man but I feel kinda stupid now.

Kendall: you're weird

Cara: I have another question

Kendall: no more pls

Cara: why can't the dinosaurs clap?

Kendall: *sigh* cause their arms are too short

Cara: no, cause they're dead :D

Kendall: remind me why I'm dating you again?

Cara: because I'm cute

Cara: and I give warm cuddles

Cara: and I have amazing skills

Cara: if you know what I mean ;)

Kendall: speaking of those skills

Kendall: my parents just left

Kendall: we're alone

Cara: fuck your bed, im on my way

Kendall: that's what I thought

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