Excerpts From Stories I'll Never Write

Nachos - Excerpt

"BUT SHARNA! THESE ARE NOT JUST NACHOS!" Val raved.

"If they aren't 'just nachos' what are they?"

"SHAR! THEY ARE THE NACHOS! NOT JUST CHEESE AND CHIPS, OH NO, THESE, THESE NACHOS ARE LIKE NACHOS FOR A KING AND QUEEN." Keo exclaimed.

Sharna almost died of laughter.

"C'mon, they can't be that good!" She laughed again and picked up a nacho.

Val and Keo stared her down, awaiting her reaction.

"Eh, they're still just nachos to me."

"WHAT?!"