❝Hi, welcome to our porn site tech support, how may I help you?❞
In which a crazy girl calls a porn tech support because she was logged out of her account.
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❝Hi, welcome to our porn site tech support, how may I help you?❞
"Um, I got logged out of..."
"Logged out of...?"
"...do I really have to say it?"
"Sir-"
"Actually, it's ma'am."
"Really?"
"What, a girl can't watch porn? Are you porn-shaming me?"
"No, no, ma'am! Um, which one of our sites were you logged out of?"
"...Spank Me Daddy.com."
author's note
this plot bunny hit me like a truck can i help myself
no because it was a genius idea duh
inspired mostly because of this video:
anyway, this story is to sort of rally a fight for sex-positive people! because it's the 21st century and most people have sex.
regardless, it's just a funny little story about two people coming together at a porn tech support.
sponsored by pornhub comments!! <3
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COPYRIGHT
This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events, and incidents are either the products of the author's imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.
